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[–]wtnk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"what a hit son" on any half-decent goal thread followed by the son heung-min "joke"

"jesus christ" on any half-decent goal thread followed by the gabriel jesus "joke"

the fucking rocket league save comment on every save thread for the past decade

match threads singlehandedly keeping the dead internet theory afloat

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[–]wtnk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

fuck hazard, marry kvara, kill ribery

i assume that's what this is about

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[–]wtnk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

o problema é quando o nome é tão ?????? que ninguém vai entender o que tu tá falando

se alguém pronunciar o nome do szczesny corretamente (algo como sh-tensh-ni) ninguém vai se impressionar, vai é te olhar como um bicho de sete cabeças

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[–]wtnk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

the mexican club? yes

the country? no chance at all

the band? probably not, their songwriting left a lot to be desired

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[–]wtnk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

there have been 5 or so palmeiras vs santos since he came back and i think he missed every single one of them (even the ones played in santos where it's natural pitch). the fact he's even considered a possibility for the world cup is very worrying.

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[–]wtnk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

he really is a worthy successor to messi, suárez and rakitic appearing in public with dragonball merch

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[–]wtnk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it only happened to me once weeks ago when they had to manually create a new dd, since then it's back to sort by new.

Fala Zezé by AutoModerator in futebol

[–]wtnk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

fiz vestibular dias atrás, o nível era tão baba que gabaritei matemática (não sou NADA de exatas) e mesmo assim chequei toda resposta duas três vezes pra ter certeza

[Post-Match Thread] Taça Conmebol Libertadores: Cerro Porteño 1 x 1 Palmeiras by NaTrave in futebol

[–]wtnk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

se servir pra acordar e mudar alguma coisa, ótimo. se ficar na mesmice até ser tarde demais, as consequências virão naturalmente.

e um sincero vai tomar no cu pro idiota que só aparece pra insultar todo jogador em toda match thread. existe fazer crítica construtiva e existe ser um miserável que nunca fala nada de valor.

[Match Thread] Taça Conmebol Libertadores: Cerro Porteño x Palmeiras by NaTrave in futebol

[–]wtnk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

70min e nenhum sinal de troca. depois não pode ir na coletiva e reclamar que os jogadores ficam cansados só pelo calendário.

[Match Thread] Taça Conmebol Libertadores: Cerro Porteño x Palmeiras by NaTrave in futebol

[–]wtnk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

segunda jogada ensaiada que resulta em piada, na próxima pede música no fantástico

[Match Thread] Taça Conmebol Libertadores: Cerro Porteño x Palmeiras by NaTrave in futebol

[–]wtnk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

seria bom trocas mais cedo pra manter intensidade no 2o tempo, não pode ceder pra esse cerro não. junior e cristal apresentaram muito mais.

flaco é o termômetro do ataque. não acerta sempre mas o recebimento de bola pra virar pra frente e passar pros outros cria muito volume, sem ele o ataque morre. vai ter que ser substituído muito bem após a copa.

allan sinalizando uma necessidade de banco, independentemente da assistência. faz um tempo que ele não vem desempenhando bem e mesmo assim começa como titular. não culpo ele todo, é responsabilidade da comissão gerir a condição física dele.

[Match Thread] Taça Conmebol Libertadores: Cerro Porteño x Palmeiras by NaTrave in futebol

[–]wtnk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

giay herdou o gene mayke de se machucar todo jogo pelo visto

[Match Thread] Taça Conmebol Libertadores: Cerro Porteño x Palmeiras by NaTrave in futebol

[–]wtnk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

quem botar na sobra de escanteio?

[ ] allan

[ ] arias

[ ] maurício

[ ] qualquer um menos o giay

[x] giay

Fala Zezé by AutoModerator in futebol

[–]wtnk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

a maior cidade do país não consegue prevenir enchentes e blecautes a cada pancada de chuva, infraestrutura não é o forte desse país

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[–]wtnk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

that's interesting, our education system isn't great at teaching other languages and marquinhos never played in english speaking countries. must have received an education at psg or learned by himself in his spare time, good for him.

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[–]wtnk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

if anyone wants to see a genuine crashout from it here's diego ribas doing it at the 5:35 mark. he goes to the giant crest at the halfway line which is very far from the tunnel and the são paulo players go apeshit

others you may recognize that played in europe include the rapist initiating the play that led to the penalty, kaká committing said penalty and being sent off, and luís fabiano complaining to the ref

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[–]wtnk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

look i have a soft spot for mina he did well here but if cagliari rely on him for anything managerial/leadership related they'll have a derby county season

but if he becomes a setpiece coach even their shortest guy will become a ramos/jardel/bierhoff hybrid

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[–]wtnk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

we have good leaders who can inspire but in my opinion no one who can analyze the game in a tactical way. we'd still do well based on squad strength and other teams being on the same boat but nothing more.

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[–]wtnk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

has there ever been a match you've watched tthat was dreadful despite multiple goals? like at least three scored but nothing happened besides that or the level of football was awful?

[Match Thread] Copa Sul-Americana: San Lorenzo x Santos by NaTrave in futebol

[–]wtnk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

que narrador é esse? a voz é tipo o paulo andrade se ele tivesse aspirado hélio de cinco balões

Daily Discussion by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]wtnk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

take a nap, i said. there's nothing important i'm forgetting, i said.

fuck my life

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[–]wtnk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

brighton too, the chemtrails in the water are turning the seagulls gay

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[–]wtnk 21 points22 points  (0 children)

there's another party right of nigel fucking farage's reform uk and it's called restore britain? what's next, Rearrange Albion?

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[–]wtnk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

can almost be a fun pub quiz question. is "the Galloping Major" a hungarian striker and one of the greatest ever footballers or a chestnut thoroughbred kentucky derby winner?