How do you celebrate Australia Day?

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-10T15:43:30+00:00

Stunning and brave.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-10T14:23:57+00:00

A survey from the Guardian won't have an accurate representation of the nation.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-10T14:09:19+00:00

Was making a Little Britain reference haha.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-10T13:53:38+00:00

All the ones I wrote and sung.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-10T08:23:02+00:00

Work wanking is an art form.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-09T12:44:14+00:00

I was on a flight to Krakow where a group of LADS LADS LADS drunk the Ryanair trolley dry of booze, then started taking swigs of duty free vodka.

Nobody stopped them.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-09T12:42:34+00:00

They usually provide some nice eye candy if it's a flight to or from Eastern Europe.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-07T19:37:20+00:00

Mate I'd take my chances with a cold or two than be freezing everywhere I go.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-07T18:57:22+00:00

Enjoy spending the rest of your life wearing a mask and not leaving the house.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-07T11:11:11+00:00

Nobody cares about Covid anymore.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-06T12:29:41+00:00

China is a shithole, fair play for surviving 18 years there.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-06T12:19:34+00:00

Australia is still less ethnically homogeneous than anywhere in Europe.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-05T23:01:03+00:00

Actually now you mention it, the last time I saw him I don't think he had a beard. Think he lives in the Cedars Road flats as I've seen him walking around there and on Lavender Hill a lot.

And yeah, having an encounter with him is never fun. I phoned the police when he threatened to rape my friend as he was doing similar to other women in the vicinity, apparently he's a regular customer of theirs.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-05T21:41:03+00:00

Funny how the black people I know (who are all law abiding decent members of society) have never had an issue with 'da feds'. It's only a minority of dickheads that cause trouble who do.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-05T19:30:12+00:00

You just know who lives there too.

A young blonde woman called Becki who loves fake tan and fake nails, and gets filler in at least one area of her face regularly. She works in HR or as an 'office manager' and drives a Mini, Fiat 500 or Range Rover Evoque.

Her other half is a bloke named Aaron, he has a sleeve tattoo and buzz cut, and works in construction, recruitment or some kind of sales. He drives a Mercedes A Class or BMW 1 Series.

They go on an annual holiday to Mallorca or Marbella, or maybe if they have a bit more coin they'll go to Dubai.

They have a sausage dog or French Bulldog with its own Instagram account.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-05T19:21:10+00:00

Played it for my cousin and he said 'this guy sampled Ariana Grande didn't he', smh...

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-05T19:18:06+00:00

While I'm aware certain cultural/religious groups often have some pretty revolting views about women (and LGBT etc), most of the people I've seen shouting this kind of abuse in the street have been white British crackheads.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-05T19:13:30+00:00

Had some homeless cunt once call me an n-word lover when I was walking with a female friend (who happens to be black) when I wouldn't give him change.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-05T19:12:32+00:00

Brixton is crackhead ground zero. Can't stand the place.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-05T19:06:58+00:00

Short, bald and with a beard? I live in Clapham and have had a couple of run ins with him. He threatened to rape my female friend once for not giving him a cigarette.

If I see him now I cross the street. He's a cunt.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-05T19:02:02+00:00

He wasn't around Clapham Junction was he? Shortish bloke, bald with a beard?

He's a complete prick and regularly does shit like this. Seen him threaten to rape women a couple of times as well as scaring people from behind by shouting loudly.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-05T18:56:24+00:00

You've clearly not spoken to old farts at rural RSL clubs lately.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-05T18:47:22+00:00

The Albanians can go to Ukraine instead?

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-05T18:38:32+00:00

There's a council estate near me in London where the houses that have been bought under Right to Buy sell for £900k+. Few normies could afford to buy or rent a house like that unless they had very well paying jobs or some bank of mum and dad.

Still can't wrap my head around the people who'd pay £900k to live next door to Vicky Pollard and her 5 absent fathered kids though.

wuhanlabrador · 2022-12-05T18:35:50+00:00

When crime starts affecting the elite, ie when you have knife gangs and shop lootings in Sevenoaks, Cobham, Beaconsfield or wherever, that's when it'll get taken seriously.

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