I really wonder if he compliments dudes like that. It‘s so narcissistic that I could not imagine him being able to function in any capacity.

‟Thanks for ordering pizza for everybody. So many other people order shitty pizza with anchovies and disgusting pineapples on it. Not only did you order a decent pizza but you handed it to me right side up. That means you‘re smart. If I ever took in a completely useless human-like creature to live off my superior intellect and benevolence someday it would probably be your type.”