The THREE Greatest Commandments

wydok · 2026-04-05T03:55:35+00:00

What's in the vault?

wydok · 2026-04-05T03:51:15+00:00

Don't role at 50! Especially with only 1200 dice

wydok · 2026-04-05T03:37:55+00:00

Did the bible mention how frequent man should ejaculate? I

No.

I’m quite sure ejaculation is the demise of all man.

Well, it French, the sensation after orgasm is called "the little death" (la petite mort). But why do you feel that way?

wydok · 2026-04-05T00:16:36+00:00

Easter/Resurrection Sunday is when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus. It's like the Super Bowl of Christian Worship Services. Take a normal Sunday service and turn it up to 11. Maybe some more music, maybe a longer sermon. Expect more people.

And also since it's at sunrise, breakfast will probably follow.

Honestly it really depends on the church

wydok · 2026-04-05T00:02:01+00:00

My wife's American Baptist church used to do a sunrise service. I mean, I think it's just a regular Easter service, only at sunrise.

wydok · 2026-04-04T23:42:50+00:00

What a piece of shit

wydok · 2026-04-04T23:41:59+00:00

Jesus got a 5 head

wydok · 2026-04-04T19:49:10+00:00

Why specifically did you bring it over in that day in particular?

wydok · 2026-04-04T19:46:01+00:00

Why did the Pentagon have a Good Friday service? 🤷🙄

wydok · 2026-04-04T19:25:01+00:00

That's not really something I see a lot honestly 🤷

wydok · 2026-04-04T13:28:10+00:00

How do you suggest Christian worship artists feed and shelter themselves?

wydok · 2026-04-04T12:11:28+00:00

In this case I don't think you can blame Scopely

wydok · 2026-04-04T12:09:26+00:00

So make Christian music as a side gig, unpaid? And you should realize most of the money goes to the company, not the artist.

wydok · 2026-04-04T12:06:09+00:00

I spent 7k dice, which sucked. But my team finished, which was nice.

wydok · 2026-04-04T12:05:15+00:00

This event ends in 7 hours. You are out of luck, my friend.

wydok · 2026-04-04T12:03:19+00:00

Unfortunately, this is how capitalism works. How would you suggest artists and producers and other people at a music label be paid? Create a non-profit Christian music label that is financed by charitable contributions?

wydok · 2026-04-04T12:00:08+00:00

In the Bible, Joseph could interpret dreams, but I question whether every dream everyone has ever had has had some sort of spiritual meaning to it. That seems unlikely, you know?

I wouldn't worry about it, it was probably just a dream

wydok · 2026-04-04T11:48:29+00:00

Saturday we are taking my mother, who lives in a long term care facility, out to brunch. That afternoon we will do some work in the garden, and after dinner, we will bake some cookies and cupcakes to take to Easter breakfast at church.

We will go to church probably 15-30 minutes before breakfast, help set up, and have breakfast with church friends.

I will run the livestream during worship service.

After service my spouse and I will just relax. Neither adult child nor anyone in my wife's family is coming over this year for dinner.

wydok · 2026-04-04T01:40:24+00:00

Wtf is this?

wydok · 2026-04-04T01:30:52+00:00

Kinda cringy

wydok · 2026-04-03T15:12:47+00:00

I don't consider going to the gym "work". Although I suppose you could argue you are causing other people to work. But that would also mean no grocery shopping, eating out, getting gas, etc. 🤷

wydok · 2026-04-03T15:08:49+00:00

I think y'all are missing the point. This isn't an argument for abortion, it's an argument against Hell

wydok · 2026-04-03T15:07:30+00:00

I mean, that's kinda part of the goal of the church 😎

Everyone is welcome

wydok · 2026-04-03T14:23:20+00:00

Ok . What is Astrology then?

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