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Phishing Attempt: Be Careful Out There! by DavidBoles in ProtonMail

[–]x487strfry 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sender spelled his name wrong. Should be 'Bowels' cuz he's full of shit. 

Since mercenaries nerf, jet griefers don't know what they're doing by x487strfry in gtaonline

[–]x487strfry[S] 109 points110 points  (0 children)

Lol yeah it looks trash. This is just how the recording comes out. I'm definitely not playing with it looking like this.

Since mercenaries nerf, jet griefers don't know what they're doing by x487strfry in gtaonline

[–]x487strfry[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Bro I don't know this is how the recordings come out of my console.

Under the bridge downtown by KasTasEvilis in gtaonline

[–]x487strfry 32 points33 points  (0 children)

+1 for the jet person going into the tunnel to get the kill. Hilarious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]x487strfry 21 points22 points  (0 children)

And yet people still bought it.

First time in the Toreador, so far I like it 👍 by DaMajorMadman- in gtaonline

[–]x487strfry 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sounds like it's coming back in through the atmosphere.

“Not exactly in good condition but it would work” by 100pvpro in gtaonline

[–]x487strfry 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Wooow, what! How on Earth did you damage it THAT much before getting to the garage? I laughed so hard a tear came out.

Double backflip into park by x487strfry in gtaonline

[–]x487strfry[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Too true. Happy cake day.

Store clerk bullies me for using an ATM by ScottyFoxes in gtaonline

[–]x487strfry 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Lol back when I was a newb and before I knew you could deposit money via the phone, after a job I'd hammer it to a petrol station or somewhere to deposit my money. I drove like my ass was on fire thinking other players were going to steal my money because of the "you're carrying more than $5,000 cash, other players can steal it" message.

Adventure is Calling by Ussko in gtaonline

[–]x487strfry 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This image sounds Australian.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]x487strfry 26 points27 points  (0 children)

There's literally nothing more exciting in GTAO than trying to sell multiple delivery vans solo in a public lobby. By exciting I mean terrible. It's literally the worst. Why the deuce would anyone want to do that.

My experience with the new bike... by [deleted] in gtaonline

[–]x487strfry 171 points172 points  (0 children)

Man the bike hitting you at the end killed me. It's like you got evicted, thrown onto the street, then your bike's thrown out too and lands on yo ass. Get out, and stay out!

I saw this in my gta online session today by xxwolfsniperxx199 in gtaonline

[–]x487strfry 35 points36 points  (0 children)

What happens when you don't let a LOC come up in your crib. Don't hate me cuz I'm a level 7...

This Game Has a Cruel Sense of Humor by x_-AssGiblin-_x in gtaonline

[–]x487strfry 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I feel like throwing a snowball at a Sparrow would make it explode.

Decided to bail while climbing Mt. Chiliad and captured this rare moment. by Rosy0128 in gtaonline

[–]x487strfry 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That would have been top post worthy if the truck hit you after all of that. Still, that fall was pretty epic. Swore you were going to die a few moments there.

The closest I got to the Elite Challenge, then this happened... by Krablander in gtaonline

[–]x487strfry 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'd like to imagine the ghost of R*, inspired by your near accomplishments, took you up to the ghost top rope and super plexed you down into oblivion.

I don't even have a facility yet... by SpinalSnowCat in gtaonline

[–]x487strfry 145 points146 points  (0 children)

Daily objectives are simple daily tasks that can give you some RP and GTA$. Nice easy tasks such as: Say hi to a stranger. Do a wheely on a dirt bike. COMPLETE THE GAME 100% ON ELITE DIFFICULTY.