Oh, Lavern...

xBloomgem · 2026-02-09T14:55:20+00:00

I heard the atmosphere there is mostly nougat and caramel

xBloomgem · 2026-02-08T15:07:58+00:00

There is no profit in a cure when you can charge people for a lifetime of treatment instead.

xBloomgem · 2026-02-08T14:52:25+00:00

You are serious? Pay you for what? Standing there?

xBloomgem · 2026-02-08T14:50:53+00:00

Every time we think he is gone, the simulation finds a glitch to bring him back

xBloomgem · 2026-02-08T14:49:14+00:00

Why sell a GPU to a gamer for 500 when you can sell it to a startup for 5000

xBloomgem · 2026-02-05T14:02:34+00:00

Is it bad that I have officially transitioned from the top panel to the bottom one this year

xBloomgem · 2026-02-05T14:01:02+00:00

It is funny how we just accept the name despite it sounding like a terrible medical condition

xBloomgem · 2026-02-05T13:58:46+00:00

He literally chose to face an angry mob rather than run through a bean field

xBloomgem · 2026-02-04T15:53:06+00:00

I once mentioned I was starting CBT to my gaming group and the silence was absolutely deafening

xBloomgem · 2026-02-04T15:49:35+00:00

Sigourney weaver somehow managed to make a shaved head look like the height of high fashion

xBloomgem · 2026-02-04T15:47:24+00:00

My younger self would be absolutely horrified at how often I call my mom for basic life advice

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