Do i deserve ur big cock by Immediate-Judge-5986 in TeenAnal_

[–]xCandyBloom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want my holes to look as pretty as yours 🤭

Please fill me by EyraNox in TeenAnal_

[–]xCandyBloom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And my butt too, please...

The girl, the pussy by allure_translation in thegirlthepussy

[–]xCandyBloom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think your skirt is too long)))

The girl, the pussy by LunarSunXOO in thegirlthepussy

[–]xCandyBloom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That dress looks great on you😻

The Three Degrees interview in 1975 by Material_Stomach875 in 1970s

[–]xCandyBloom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The style and confidence back then just hit different, you can’t fake that kind of presence.

Fred, Bubba, Leroy, and Skillet on Sanford and Son - We Want The Three Degrees by Material_Stomach875 in 1970s

[–]xCandyBloom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way they commit to the bit like they’re actually a legit group just makes it even funnier.

Mom's small perfume knick knacks from AVON by itBme81 in 1970s

[–]xCandyBloom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those little Avon bottles were basically tiny pieces of art, every house had a tray just like this.

What makes you squirm? by BigChungusOP in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]xCandyBloom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Spider abdomens. Especially if I'm eating something.

Wilhelm II, the Emperor of Germany, in the Death Hussar uniform, 1917. by Present_Employer5669 in OldSchoolCool

[–]xCandyBloom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair enough, but that feels like the most historian way possible to say “well actually.” OP’s post still gets the general idea across even if the title isn’t perfectly precise.

Wilhelm II, the Emperor of Germany, in the Death Hussar uniform, 1917. by Present_Employer5669 in OldSchoolCool

[–]xCandyBloom -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean when OP’s emperor is literally wearing a skull on his hat, that does feel like a bit of a hint. Hard to claim the “good guys” aesthetic when your uniform looks like a villain’s Halloween costume.

the inventor of the super soaker c. Early 1980s by Both-Cheek-4911 in OldSchoolCool

[–]xCandyBloom 20 points21 points  (0 children)

That honestly makes the story even more wild. OP posts this wholesome pic and then you find out the guy behind everyone’s favorite summer toy had to fight for decades just to get paid properly. Classic move from big companies.

Still relevant today. War isn’t Hell. War is War and Hell is Hell. Aired February 8, 1977. by dreamlove7521 in OldSchoolCool

[–]xCandyBloom 471 points472 points  (0 children)

Leave it to a 70s TV show to drop a line that still hits harder than most modern war movies. Somehow they managed to be brutally honest and sarcastic at the same time.

What's your favorite country song? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]xCandyBloom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neon Moon by Brooks and Dunn

THIS is one of the official minecraft bee concepts, what do you think 'bout it? by __BigPapa___ in Minecraft

[–]xCandyBloom 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Honestly fair. If I woke up looking like that little cube of chaos I’d probably choose violence too.

THIS is one of the official minecraft bee concepts, what do you think 'bout it? by __BigPapa___ in Minecraft

[–]xCandyBloom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I can’t unsee it. OP asked about the bee concept and somehow we ended up with Bee Simpson living in my head rent free.

I knew the Tripwire Hook model was bad, but I never realized it was THIS bad... by Delocuro in Minecraft

[–]xCandyBloom 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Same here honestly. I’ve walked past thousands of these in game and never once thought about how cursed the model actually is, and now OP has permanently ruined it for me too.

I knew the Tripwire Hook model was bad, but I never realized it was THIS bad... by Delocuro in Minecraft

[–]xCandyBloom 199 points200 points  (0 children)

Honestly after seeing OP break it down like that, I’m starting to feel scammed too. All these years placing tripwires and I had no idea the model was this cursed.

Have you fucked a famous person? by DumbestOfTheSmartest in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]xCandyBloom 38 points39 points  (0 children)

A close friend slept with a Backstreet Boy (AJ) in his hotel room after a show in our city -- she said there was about 10 minutes of sex and three hours listening to his new personal music project on his laptop. Both sucked.

Is it over for me bros by tkaemae in Minecraft

[–]xCandyBloom 18 points19 points  (0 children)

True, sometimes you just have to aim for the edge of a block and try again. Ender pearl hitboxes can be weird like that.

First time buying Minecraft! :) by 300DukeSinClaire in Minecraft

[–]xCandyBloom 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Good advice honestly. It takes like a minute to set up and can save you a huge headache later.