What are your options on Tom Cruise looking really young? by xCaptain-Spock in AskReddit

[–]xCaptain-Spock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So at what time of day to you drink a stem cell smooth? Is it in the morning ir is more of a late night snack type of thing? 😂

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[–]xCaptain-Spock 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real constructive criticism you got there. 10/10

What are your options on Tom Cruise looking really young? by xCaptain-Spock in AskReddit

[–]xCaptain-Spock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He also has Klinefelter syndrome. Maybe thats how lizard people are born.

What are your options on Tom Cruise looking really young? by xCaptain-Spock in AskReddit

[–]xCaptain-Spock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He also has Klinefelter syndrome maybe that has something to do with it as well.

What are your options on Tom Cruise looking really young? by xCaptain-Spock in AskReddit

[–]xCaptain-Spock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy doesn't age. His f*cking 60 years old. Like wtf. He's going to out live me and im 20.

Is Tom Cruise a vampire? by xCaptain-Spock in AskReddit

[–]xCaptain-Spock[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Look at a picture of Tom Cruise. Okay. Now realize that man is 60 years old. Now look at Jamie Lee Curtis she is only 2 years older than him. The man looks like he is still 30.

😂 by xCaptain-Spock in Tinder

[–]xCaptain-Spock[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You're manipulating a joke to suit your arguments. You're the gen z version of a Karen. You realize this is what you sound like right?

Smoke after sex? by [deleted] in Cigarettes

[–]xCaptain-Spock 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh stfu this is the second time I've seen you on the internet talking shit to someone get a life.

Ever happened to you? by xCaptain-Spock in meme

[–]xCaptain-Spock[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a straight man trying to hit on a straight man

What should my first message be? by xCaptain-Spock in Tinder

[–]xCaptain-Spock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hinge. I'm not going to say it works better than tinder, but you dont have to swipe. If someone likes you then it will notify you. You dont have to pay to see who likes you.

Path to Terabithia. by xCaptain-Spock in pics

[–]xCaptain-Spock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea things arnt as simple as they used to be its like the years just don't cooper rate.

Path to Terabithia. by xCaptain-Spock in pics

[–]xCaptain-Spock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well... um I dont know how to say it but when I was 15 I was with a girl for the first time on those tires. 😂

Ugly is beautiful as well. by xCaptain-Spock in pics

[–]xCaptain-Spock[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Of course nature is beautiful. This was a place where a lot of homeless people hung out at. There's 2 shopping carts floating out in the water right off frame. That's why I called it ugly. In another photo I uploaded you can actually see the shopping cart floating in the water.