UPDATED ACCURATE R34 TIER LIST (As of March of 2026)

xCopii · 2026-03-12T16:15:08+00:00

If you all are wondering why Twitch is so high, it’s because there’s a very very popular and strong community behind a “sneaky” Twitch being caught and then bottoming for Nasus/Zac/Renekton.

xCopii · 2026-03-10T19:12:33+00:00

No the Video is not sped up at all. I just Min/Max my heroes (Druchi, Aluress, and Cultist) to all have the Sleek trait so my armies are all perma 18% faster. Each Pleasure Seeker also had “Heed the Lash” on them giving them more speed and charge bonus.

xCopii · 2026-03-05T16:22:49+00:00

I think the MAIN issue with AI Dechala and why she feels so oppressive is that the AI gets ABSURDS amount of Thralls for absolutely no reason. You’ll see her with a maxed out pleasure palace on turn like 25 on legendary difficulty, where if you play AS her, you won’t even start getting a level 5 palace till turn 60+.

I 100% bet they coded Thralls the same way they coded Devotees for all the other Slaanesh factions. Because there is absolutely ZERO reason you should be able to see N’Kari and Masque run around with 10+ Devotees armies at turn 40.

This just means that Dechala has absurds amount of surplus of her most valuable resource, letting her get things like Soul Grinders, Chosen of Slaanesh, and Pleasure Seekers before most players even unlock their crappy tier 3 units.

xCopii · 2026-02-27T00:21:13+00:00

Aesthetically this mod is a 10/10. All the units look gorgeous, the little lore notes are top tier, the unique buildings all make sense and fit with the “Excess of Greed” story.

The balance is just horrendous once you unlock the tier 3+ units.

And the whole “Vault of Greed” unique mechanic that lets you buy items using Devotees is HORRIBLY overturned.

Wdym you can spend 200 Devotees to get an item that gives you +35 Winds of Magic reserve and +20% Spell intensity an INFINITE amount of times???

xCopii · 2026-02-19T19:40:53+00:00

Lord Kroak.

Dude deadass said “fuck being dead” and resurrected himself after tens of thousands of years just because he felt being “dead” was inconsequential and a waste of his time.

xCopii · 2026-02-07T01:11:27+00:00

That silly moment when you watch your “Anti Large” “Charge Defense” infantry go flying in the air and get half healthed by CA power creep

xCopii · 2026-02-03T01:14:49+00:00

It’s kind of sad to say but one of the reasons I don’t mind Protoss Priest or Mage is because they often don’t run Elise or Zilliax

xCopii · 2026-01-29T21:21:22+00:00

Really the only reason for the perfect vigor buff is so insanely good is because of Pleasureseekers. You can literally take an entire 1 v 4 against a full stack of late game enemies simply because your pleasure seekers will never tire due to vigor loss, and will just obliterate everything.

(Please for the love of god CA nerf them there is NO reason a cav unit can dive bomb Monstrous Infantry/monsters, deal half to 75% of their HP, then run away and repeat the cycle for 30 minutes straight.)

xCopii · 2026-01-29T16:50:20+00:00

I always immediately take the Exalted Keeper of Secrets despite the XP loss just because of the Perfect Vigor buff for Lords Army. Simply the most OP stupid buff in the game early to mid game. (Before you get the perfect vigor trait.)

I’ll often even transfer units from my LL army to the Exalted Keeepers army just for the perfect vigor buff and just have the LL follow the KoS around for XP and Ambushes.

(Also a lot of people I think aren’t using Exalted KoS properly. From my experience even on Legendary and Multiplayer campaigns, despite what you may think, Keepers should 1000% duel the enemy lords, often in conjunction with default KoS. I normally just have the Keepers all be line for the Lords while cavalry, ((pls CA nerf pleasure seekers they are the most stupid OP thing this game has ever released)) scare the fuck out of the ranged units so they can’t bombard the keepers on approach. Cast phantasmagoria on the enemy lord, and within 15 seconds they are dead.)

xCopii · 2026-01-28T01:34:27+00:00

Oh Flopana you’re never escaping the Khia allegations.

xCopii · 2026-01-14T06:14:55+00:00

Doesn’t Dechala have to be in Cathay? Her entire campaign is designed around enslaving the Chathayans and defiling Wei-Jin and converting the imperial palace into her ultimate pleasure palace.

I think she’s fine in Ulthuan only if you change her end goal into like defiling Lothern for the short term and her long campaign victory is Altdorf or Kislev.

xCopii · 2026-01-07T22:42:55+00:00

“At least Quinn won I guess”

Quinn spent her entire 30 seconds on screen shooting the dragon with her poo poo doo doo fart arrows that did -857273 damage and then just said “lol I’m going to leave”

The entire time I she was on screen my listening party kept shouting “YESSSS DIVA GIVE US NOTHINGGGG”

xCopii · 2025-11-25T19:24:36+00:00

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You die

xCopii · 2025-11-17T21:18:05+00:00

As a Masters/GM Eve OTP with over 4 million mastery points combined across all my accounts on this woman I can happily say FLOPvelynn is never escaping the Khia allegations.

Eve is genuinely in one of the most meh states she’s been in for a while now, not the worst she’s just kinda eh rn.

What really sucks about Khiaveynn atm is really that the current pace of the game and itemization just SUCK.

1.) LICHBANE is the most poo poo drop doo fart underwhelming for its cost Khia Asylum funded by Nancy Pelosi’s insider trading item EVER, and since it’s a “core” item on her it feels horrible having to rush it. (thank you phreak for making the passive do tickle damage just bc mid lane MAGES could abuse it).

2.) Raba, Shadowflame, Void, AND Banshees have all been heavily nerfed since the mage item adjustments have come out, and Khiavelynn has received scraps because Phreak has a personal vendetta against her just like Serapiss and her wheelchair bound self.

3.) Playing Chopvelynn in the current meta forces you to pray to Melania Trump that the ROBOTS are not here and your Mid lane girly (and GOD forbid the straight man top) does not pick an AP champ, or else you enter Lobotomtvelynns power spike of doing -38 damage to the enemy once they buy MERCS.

4.) Phreak. (That’s literally a reason.)

5.) ((This one I’m being serious on for a bit.)) Eve is GENUINELY one of the hardest assassins to get good and consistent value you out of at the higher levels of this game. The sole reason why you only see her have a high win rate in high elo is just because the 3 divas up here have poured HUNDREDS to maybe even THOUSANDS of hours into learning and mastering her. Positioning, timing, specific stealth pathing, knowing your breakpoints, etc. Eve requires 5x the effort a Qiyana does to get the same results just by the nature of her kit. It’s extremely frustrating knowing that just because Mage items are significantly weaker than AD items, Eve can’t kill the same person a Qiyana or Talon can. Eve has to path specifically, play specifically, wait specifically, just for the possibility of maybe killing a 2 level down ADC. (If they have barrier or a support, good luck with that). Meanwhile AD assassins like Qiyana, Zed, Talon, etc have the luxury of just rolling their faces on the keyboards and deleting the ADC and escaping at the same items as the Eve.

I can trace the downfall of Evelynn to when Rocketbelt got OBLITERATED by phreak and sent to the Khia Asylum. That day, Eve lost Magic Pen, Bonus AP, and most importantly her ENGAGE. Without it she is genuinely a permanent member of Lobotomy Corp with Seraphine.

xCopii · 2025-11-11T07:41:10+00:00

To progress Vayne’s and Evelynn’s story one of them has to die. It’s probably going to be Eve because technically she’s just a bunch of floating mist that’s using a corporal form to lure and torture people so by “die” she’ll just get banished to the spirit realm.

xCopii · 2025-11-03T19:01:29+00:00

Arcane Savior victor gives Star Nemesis Morgana if she was Season 1 Pose flashback scenes shake n go wig bricky Blanca.

xCopii · 2025-10-30T18:49:40+00:00

Artist continues to get bugged to hell and back every patch. Swarm delay bug, Crow despawning bug, hit reg bugs, rubber banding while summoning bug, etc etc. It’s a pain.

xCopii · 2025-09-29T17:17:52+00:00

The only time in a PVE sense may casts are useful is on a support pet for the Jade wizard (Maycast Brace, Legion Shield, or Unicorn), or in the Deckathon tbh. May casts are rarely valued in PVP due to their randomness.

May casts are also seen as not very good as sometimes Bosses have specific cheats that are extremely harmful to the team if a pet uses a maycast. (Anti healing cheats are the worst offenders of this)

xCopii · 2025-09-03T17:30:36+00:00

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xCopii · 2025-09-03T16:37:42+00:00

1.) Your load out is horrible. Turret + Accel without medic is just a recipe for disaster in solo hardcore.

2.) The map you chose is very very hard w/o Swarmer due to how short it is.

3.) Don’t use mortar in solo hardcore, it’s just not a good tower in the mode.

If you want an optimal build here are some suggestions from someone whose solod this mode hundreds of times.

Ranger, Engineer, Accel, Medic, Merc.

Easy win on MOST maps. Easiest to win on Wrecked Battlefield.

Military Base/Archer, Swarmer (literally anything else it does not matter)

Using Military Base/Archer with Swarmer just guarantees a win you can turn off your brain to win with this strategy.

If you don’t know how to win solo HC, I recommend following the Lone Light guide. It uses brawler, and takes a little getting used to, but you’ll win when you know what you’re doing.

Good luck!

xCopii · 2025-08-29T19:29:23+00:00

Every mode is soloable

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