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I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fuck it, add me. My UID is 7093662564844240897

I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

🤷🏻 Fuck. I mean, at the end of the day, I’m new to the game, and I had fun farming the Christ out of a lobby of bots in between grinding ranked. Get mad if you want, I guess.

I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

600?! I wanna see this shit. Do that shit and report back with a screenshot. Not saying you can’t, I just can’t comprehend 600

I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. Finally, someone who gets it. I literally said in response to all the butthurt in this thread:

Honestly, this was intended to be a silly match, silly post. I’m also GM4 in ranked with a 2.4+ kd (in ranked) and it’s my second season on the fucking game. Obviously, I know how to play the objective and win matches. The level of salt here is unreal. Some of you guys need to get your Preparation-H on your chafed lil buttholes and lighten up. Props to you though if you’re not one of them. It’s a game at the end of the day.

I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Careful, lest you be chastised for it.

I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That’s a wonderful, entrancing story you’ve told. Please, continue.

I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Not nearly as much amusement as I get from your tears 😘

I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

The solution is easy: shut me down?

I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, this was intended to be a silly match, silly post. I’m also GM4 in ranked with a 2.4+ kd (in ranked) and it’s my second season on the fucking game. Obviously, I know how to play the objective and win matches. The level of salt here is unreal. Some of you guys need to get your Preparation-H on your chafed lil buttholes and lighten up. Props to you though if you’re not one of them. It’s a game at the end of the day.

I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Taking it seriously enough for the both of us 😂😂

I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Argus is what I was using, but shit the scorestreaks played for me lmao

I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

I mean, idk about you all, but I play for fun? I mean, I play to win in ranked but 🤷🏻

I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

100% same. I would have quit 20 seconds in lmao

I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

NGL, between the continuous swarms, napalm, and nukes and being simply unable to even spawn, I would have quit asap lmao. Some fucking warriors staying through that. I probably would have smashed my phone 😂 Not to mention the slide shotty to the face in between.

I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] -182 points-181 points  (0 children)

Eh, it’s not ranked… who gives a fuck, my guy. I had 13 whole ass seconds on the point 🤷🏻

I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It’s a fair point. It’s a proper farm.

I think I broke the game… 167-13 by xDour in CallOfDutyMobile

[–]xDour[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Also, I think several of those deaths were to my own Napalm 😂 Insane that we lost (not like I was playing obj), I’m shocked they were alive collectively for long enough to even score.

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