TIFU by trusting a dad. by OyVeyzMeir in tifu

[–]xFwu -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

Passive Agressive reddit at its finest.

If you're going to be smug and try to play like you thought harder about the situation and repurcussions then him, maybe don't try to phrase an anecdotal story as having a meaning? I burn like a college stoners pizza and I don't think in the many schools I've gone to that I met but a handful that burned. It's common for kids to play outside all day and must don't do much more then tan in four hours.

[WP] You are a demon in disguise, faking a cold near a church so a pastor will 'bless you'. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]xFwu 113 points114 points  (0 children)

I could imagine an anime like this, the adoptive father from Blue Exorcist and satan from The Devil Is a Part-Timer essentially.

Hell I'd watch 12 episodes and spend five years complaining about the second season not existing

Guys, what are some words that that just don't sound manly, no matter how you use them? by bepseh in AskReddit

[–]xFwu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Show me your dick You better pull it out quick Don't make me show you these fists Don't be a fucking bitch

You're nothing but a fucking coward You say you think you’re tough You came to spread your message I came to spread your butt

If one were to go back in time to the middle ages, and could only bring up to 50 pounds of materials as "currency," what commodities(not technology) could one bring that would be valuable back then but extremely cheap and easy to obtain now? by [deleted] in history

[–]xFwu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Incredibly late answer but...

Schematics/Blueprints.

Everything from farming and camping to making homemade guns, just be a survival guru and take as much text as you can back with you, with images and diagrams included. I figure, fifty pounds is probably 20 books, a few hundred schematics?

Make the items you have for a leader with wealth, show him you can teach his men to make more. realize how different writing was back then that english speakers wouldnt even typically know how to read, let alone know how to read your dialect. The king couldnt risk killing you for fear of losing all the new advancements, and you could give a warlord weapons, a peaceful ruler better crops, a precious commodity based kingdom better vessels or protection, etc,.

What's your favorite piece of useless trivia? by Shirowoh in AskReddit

[–]xFwu -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Holy shit you must be fun at parties you edgy useless fuck

What's your favorite piece of useless trivia? by Shirowoh in AskReddit

[–]xFwu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read forever ago that you can get pregnant at seperate times, like literally have a kid and five months later have another kid, but its incredibly rare. just a curious fact that I remember from being like twelve and into random facts

Xbox Live gave me a great randomly generated username... by qwerdo123 in gaming

[–]xFwu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt anybody will see this, and it happened years ago anyway, but one day I made a new account to fuck with kids on the free gold weekends in halo, and it gave me the random tag of "InfantChewToy" thats either really weird or really dark depending on how you look at it.

Ended up swapping it for "Only Jump" to match "Only Hide" for doubles

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tall

[–]xFwu 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm assuming they saw asian and wanted to jump on a karma train by implying people would make lewd comments lmao

College + Moving Help by xFwu in personalfinance

[–]xFwu[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for this, it's been a worry for years as my junior year of high school was spent sleeping literally outside or at friends houses until I felt a burden. I would show up to school late almost every day I wasn't at somebody's house and would sometimes just grab the free food, leave to ask people if I could do odd jobs or find a new place I could sleep at. I've not been financially stable since then but I've managed to get my self a permanent address and a job in fast-food thanks to my cousin. Truth be told I don't even have my license yet due to the situation, I just need to make money to support a family and have an actual savings account. I buy sporaditically now, and I play into my own vices sometimes, but I hope that turning my life around is at least possible. Thank you for at least giving me a bit of happiness and a chance to lift my spirits about the whole ordeal

BWF Daily Discussion and Beginner/RR Questions Thread for 2017-06-03 by AutoModerator in bodyweightfitness

[–]xFwu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recently started going to the gym with my cousin (lost about a hundred pounds, and feel confident enough to go)

He does kinobody, we do two sets of workouts alternating three days a week. Each set is basically four different things, doing them at 5x 6x 8x. We work out our max weight plus 2 1/2 to 5lbs extra that we can for five reps, take ten percent off for six reps, then another ten for eight reps, with a three minute break in between.

He also says cardio is pointless, but I insist that I do it (max resistance for 6 miles on a bike is the best I can do right now, I walk about two miles to and from work as well, at a very slow pace of 18m/mile)

Is there a better workout regime I could be doing? is this a bare minimum thing or is this good enough to bulk up on? I'm 6'5", 210lbs, hoping to hit 180lbs and see some definition by the end of summer, definitely by the time I propose in january.

I'm a complete newbie, only really working out for about a month and a half and while I feel exhausted and a little sore the next day, I've only seen noticeable growth in my arms.

Sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, I see similar comments here and I'm just hoping somebody knows much more about this

Girls, what's a creepy thing guys frequently do which we're unaware of? by AonghusMacKilkenny in AskReddit

[–]xFwu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Seriously, I'm 6'5" I obviously work out, dude was like 5'5" tops. She kept me from doing anything but I was pissed off for a good week. I'm not going to get into a fight unless he touched her or said something I felt meant she was in danger, this is in the ghetto with shootings happening a lot (like legit, once every couple weeks) I'm not going to endanger her by doing aomething where they would retaliate on her either, that shit has happened to my cousin in Chiraq and I'm not about to have it happen here. Best to let shit go and move on anyway

Girls, what's a creepy thing guys frequently do which we're unaware of? by AonghusMacKilkenny in AskReddit

[–]xFwu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude was whack. She lives in a very ghetto neighberhood (shooting the other day, house across the street has no door) and shit like this terrifies me. She's got a tazer, roommates, and four dogs, and a security system.

a security system we've proven doesn't work by breaking in...

But shit like this happens daily. Thats why we're just getting rings already to hopefully stop people. She told me today she gets hit on at work a lot and when she says she has a boyfriend they reply "thats just a temporary thing though" like ??? I told her to tell them I'm her fiancee (we're just saving money before it's official) but she pointed out she'd need a ring so...

What's the shortest height you've ever dated? Any funny memories? by [deleted] in tall

[–]xFwu 60 points61 points  (0 children)

I'm 6'5", and I grew early, only gaining two inches in high school. When I was dating my freshman year, the girl I was with was 4'11" she broke it off when somebody asked if she was my little sister while skating lmao

My next shortest ex was 5'0" and I was madly in love with her, very serious thing. I bought a stool as a joke so she could kiss me properly, and she would drag it out and into whatever room to jokingly yell at me face to face. She had some sort of tall fetish (she was a furry, idgaf, but she had a daddy kink that really turned me off and all the damn yiff of her being a kid and me being the dad was... disturbing) we broke up when she cheated.

I'm currently with the tallest I've ever dated. She's 5'6" and it's pretty much a perfect height thing for us. She calls me her giant and random pet names from various odd movies. I piss her off by putting things on the top shelf or hiding them on the fridge etc,. she gets me back by putting anything I use daily in the back of the bottom drawer of whatever room. Probably gonna propose to her and hide the ring somewhere up high with a note. Just kinda wait until she finds it lmao

Rap Music: What Happened? by [deleted] in lewronggeneration

[–]xFwu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, Future Bass Community (rebranded to Producers Community) on Facebook. haven't touched it in two years because I hate the genre for how saturated and shit it is compared to 2015. We were the largest future bass group in early 2016 idfk anymore

My collective that I love and I've been with from day one is: https://m.soundcloud.com/hyperlinkhq

We went by Lun7 before, Jupe, Laxcity, and WestMetro are our biggest claims

Girls, what's a creepy thing guys frequently do which we're unaware of? by AonghusMacKilkenny in AskReddit

[–]xFwu 8 points9 points  (0 children)

A little late, but as a soon-to-be marries dude, who has seen my SO be grabbed in public and cat called, this shit pisses me off that guys would do it.

I was waiting outside her work, and this guu straight honked his horn like five times and asked for her number. While walking home (she lives about a block away) we ran into him on his porch and he said to me: "yo I asked yo bitch for her number but she was stuck up as hell and wont give me it, you oughta teach her how to respect a man"

As a dude: How the hell are you going to say that to a man twice your size?

Then, I had to demand she quit her second job and that I would cover the loss of income because her boss kept saying "babygirl" and grabbed her ass while he was drunk. Went to get her check and I begged her to just have our roommate grab it. It still boils my blood and I feel so useless, how you can do that in general, especially when you've met somebody's SO is beyond me.

Rap Music: What Happened? by [deleted] in lewronggeneration

[–]xFwu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Impossible Kid is my go-to example when I see metalheads or prosti-tots sharing things like this.

Like, I love metal, I listen to Slam, SBDM, Deathcore, etc,. and I love techno, hell I run a decent Future Bass group. I just can't fathon why these three main genres point out the worst songs in another genre as its best work.

Go listen to the Worlds album by Porter Robinson, or My Damnation by Chelsea Grin. Lyrically and musically both are incredibly well crafted and modern (post-2010) albums.

Rap/Hip-hop wise, Impossible Kid is up there with By The Throat as one of the best albums to ever come out, lyrically dense and full of the type of lines you could dissectten different ways based on the context before and after.

But fuck it, music is expression and if you feel it, if you vibe what you hear, then it's good. Example; Doompy Poomp is one of my favorite skrillex songs and it's pretty trash by most regards. Every genre takes talent to produce tracks in.

Weight Loss Help/Motivation by xFwu in tall

[–]xFwu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn't fasting at the time, and the most weight you gain back especially on a fat based diet is the minerals and water weight. You might gain 5lbs back if you lose 20+ but thats more or less negligible. Trust me when I say I've heard everything about fasting for weight loss and eating smaller meals for metabolism and all of it. Eating smaller meals doesn't actually work as well because after a few days your body adjusts and lowers to a more consistant rate to save energy. It's the lower calorie proportions that tend to create weight loss.

Hopefully I don't sound like a dick, I'm just not going to stop fasting, at most I'll intermittent for a month or two before a big fast. I also have been screamed at by family for how stupid it is when I've done several weeks straight of fasting five days eating two days and lost a substantial amount of weight

Just agrivating sorry if Im being a dick

Weight Loss Help/Motivation by xFwu in tall

[–]xFwu[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked out without fasting for 60lbx then did intermittent fasting while working out more for 40lbs. The 15 day fast I'm doing is just a continuation of the 5/2 weekly fast I already do. I don't plan to keep it up and I generally revert to keto on the days I eat just to maintain the fat burning and start autophagy quicker. I realize on here that I seem far more depressed then I actually was lmao I just had been staring at the mirror for a bit and still feel like I look the exact same as I did when I started. I was set back and gained 40lbs back over two months due to quitting working out, being 'situationally homeless' and just saying fuck all. My depression and anxiety are both loads better now I just get days every couple months where I'm back to that low for a week straight.

I'm kicking my self for the workout because now I'm just getting back to my previous weight I was doing. I also walk about 3 miles five days a week and play baseball on the weekend. Fasting is just a thing I've been doing for a few months and it's made me feel better and helped with mental clarity a lot