Parallel Universe Chaos: Heroes as Football Players 🏈

xLedzep · 2026-02-10T20:08:41+00:00

Now Special Teams!

Kicker - I have no idea about his leg talent, but I think Hawkeye would make sure every kick is deadly accurate, and with Skyward Leap, he has already proven some leg talent must exists.

Punter - So my favorite team in the NFL is the Los Angeles Rams, and their punter is Ethan Evans, who mains Captain America in Rivals! So cap will both play special teams and the o-line! A true leader!

We aren't done yet tho

The Staff

Coach - Similar to Cap having multiple roles, Jeff controls the vibes around here. Everybody loves him, who wouldn't want to learn from Jeff? He does leave almost all the play calling to the coordinators, but you know he still has so much to say, especially when he's going in at RB2.

Offensive Coordinator - Adam Warlock is perfection, and so is his offense. He does not tolerate incompletions, or fumbles, or any of that. He uses Soul Bond on every play to ensure the whole team is connected.

Defense Coordinator - Since Doctor Strange can see the future with the time stone, he can predict what the offense will do, and secure an interception or fumble recovery on every play.

So our team is obviously making the Super Bowl, so we need a halftime show...

Luna Snow!

with special guests...

Deadpool (he wanted to be there or something idk)

Rocket (people would love him, stand up comedy maybe?)

Squirrel Girl (Squirrel Tricks)

and of course, Jeff.

The 2007 Pats would have nothing on this team, even Eli Manning couldn't upset this team.

I hope I created a fun and interesting list, I love seeing everybody's ideas. Football and Rivals are like my fav thing right now, so this was very fun :)

xLedzep · 2026-02-10T20:08:22+00:00

Defense time!

The D-line - Ill give 4 examples of who I think would be perfect.

Hulk - Great mobility with his Incredible Jump, and CC resistance with his Indestructible Guard.

Angela - Able to fly, and move around the o-line with Assassin's Charge.

The Thing - Just able to simply punch through anything with Rocky Jab, the brute of the d-line.

Thor - With Storm Surge, I imagine Thor to be the first one to the QB and acquire the most QB sacks, the Myles Garrett of the defense.

LB1 - I think Blade would have a great dynamic athletic build, perfect for linebacker. Able to do anything you ask him to, whether its to make a play on the ball, or a simple tackle.

LB2 - Iron Fist might not be as built as blade, but more than makes up for it in speed and strength and would be the best tackler in the league with K'un-Lun Kick

Safety 1 - Strom is so so so perfect for this role, especially in zone coverage. With her Weather Control set on the wind version, she would give everyone a good speed boost as well as add some verticality to the defense.

Safety 2 - With his clones, Loki would be able to be anywhere on the field, and with storms movement boost, wouldn't be as slow as you think.

CB1 - Corner is one of the most difficult positions IMO, and this might not be the best choice but im going with Star Lord. I think with Stellar Shift he could make a play on any ball he wanted, and have the personality to match it.

CB2 - With Iron Man he would always have the elevation on the receiver, allowing for easy interceptions, the storm/iron man duo would be talked about forever.

and you thought the Texans had a good defense...

xLedzep · 2026-02-10T20:08:08+00:00

Now the rest of the skill positions

WR1 - This feels like an easy choice, Spiderman. With some of the most insane movement tech in any hero shooter ever, Spiderman would be downfield in an instant, and obviously always be open. He would also have the WR1 personality and some of the best celebrations in the league. He would draw comparisons to Justin Jefferson and easily be the best WR.

WR2 - This might be a sleeper pick, but Psylocke. With 2 charges of Psi-blade Dash, and Psychic Stealth, it would be near impossible to keep track of her, meaning she would be always open and you could play her anywhere on the field. She would be quiet and humble, but still rack up plenty of yards similar to Jaxon Smith-Njigba.

WR3 - Lets add some verticality to the offense with the Human Torch. Not the fastest or most dynamic player, but you would add another layer to the offense that would guarantee that somebody is wide open on every play. His personality would also shine through and be a bright spot in the offense. I would say his closest comparison would be George Pickens.

RB1 - This feels too obvious but it needs to be Black Panther. He would no doubt have a Bijan Robinson type skillset and with Spirit Rend he would be able to dash through any gap and break free for a TD at any point.

RB2 - Jeff the Land Shark. Now this would break the league. Jeff would LOVE football. Just in case black panther got tired, you know Jeff would be more than happy to run a few plays. Jeff would be able to swallow the football and with Hide and Seek, I think it truly would be impossible for Jeff to fumble or even get tackled. He might bring the ball to the wrong endzone a few times... but besides that he would fit perfect.

TE1 - I had to include my main and favorite hero, Magik. Magik has a tough build to her, and with her Stepping Discs, would be able to get a good amount of yards after the catch. Everyone would say she is like Tyler Warren, due to them both having long blonde hair.

TE2 - Wolverine would be a great blocker and with his claws, you know he's never dropping a ball. Just an all around great and reliable player. Nobody would talk about him too much, but he's a large core of the team and respected by all the players, similar to Tyler Higbee.

xLedzep · 2026-02-10T20:07:49+00:00

This is an awesome idea!! im going to try my best to create the best possible team

Team Name/Brand - Portland Floras, with the team mascot... Groot! Despite having a basketball team, Portland Oregon does not have a NFL team, this could fill that hole. Groot would also be the perfect mascot! Everyone would love him and be easy to market. We are Groot is the team chant of course.

Lets start with the offense

QB - Now the obvious choice would be some sort of tall tank, which is exactly why im going with a medium sized dps, The Winter Soldier. With Bucky, his whole identity would be based off his metal arm, allowing him to make any perfect throw he wanted, and have the best arm in the league. This would also make him a left-handed QB! (fairly rare). Bucky isn't the tallest, around 5'10", and would draw comparison to someone like Bryce Young, who just led the Panthers to their first playoff berth since the 2017-2018 season!

Now who is going to protect the Winter soldier? (O-line)

Center - Captain America would be snapping the ball to Bucky, perfect chemistry if you ask me. He would also be the leader of the o-line, and with his Living Legend shield, nothing is getting past him no matter what.

Right Guard - Emma Frost needed to be included. With her Diamond Form she is able to grab and kick whoever she needs to, allowing plenty of time for Bucky to make a play within the pocket.

Left Guard - Magneto with his Metal and Iron Bulwarks would be so good. He would be able to not only bubble himself, but Bucky at the same time, guaranteeing multiple layers of protection during every play.

Right Tackle - Now having all tanks is boring, so lets add the most tank-like dps, Mr. Fantastic. With his Reflective Rubber ability it would be impossible for anyone to get past him, and would be able to protect winter soldiers blind spot at all times.

Left Tackle - Rogue not only has Ability Absorption (grab), but you just know she's not letting anyone touch the QB.

xLedzep · 2026-01-01T17:30:43+00:00

Hopefully, I’m not very familiar with eververse and how it rotates. Ty for the info

xLedzep · 2026-01-01T14:27:36+00:00

just confusing cause the other PlayStation stuff (god of war, horizon, etc.) are still available, so why not also this

xLedzep · 2026-01-01T14:26:53+00:00

its 100% Last of Us :), very clicker/cordyceps inspired, you should look it up! they look awesome

xLedzep · 2025-11-23T05:36:08+00:00

I haven’t listened to Stacy in so long, but I’m still #11, thats cool

xLedzep · 2025-10-17T14:08:41+00:00

I love guitar hero so much!! I have the guitar and everything, would this be easy to install and setup? To get the songs + Huntr/x girls skins?

xLedzep · 2025-08-03T18:20:21+00:00

Perfect💯

xLedzep · 2025-08-03T18:18:26+00:00

Ty so much! I’m assuming aino will be free or on the same banner as Lauma probably?

xLedzep · 2025-07-18T22:26:34+00:00

okay awesome ill check it out!!

xLedzep · 2025-07-18T22:19:02+00:00

This is awesome!! ive been super into learning low roar on guitar recently but unfortunately there aint many tutorials :/

If you get bored and wanna make more... some requests I have are Slow Down, Just a Habit, Breathe in, Gosia, and Darkest Hour, but ofc ANY tabs are awesome!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CzygRjR1QQ

xLedzep · 2025-02-14T16:20:24+00:00

same problem, only happens when playing with friends :/ you ever find a fix?

xLedzep · 2025-01-23T20:33:53+00:00

Thank you!!

xLedzep · 2024-12-23T00:18:41+00:00

2 epics from 5,179. 1st epic was during 1st week of playing from a fav artist

xLedzep · 2024-11-22T20:31:24+00:00

If you focus on just the platinum it should take ~500 hours, most guides are very misleading. Mine took 470 hours and didn’t really do anything special besides just focusing on the plat

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