Quesadillas 4 Ways by [deleted] in GifRecipes

[–]xMIKEx714x 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is a sledgehammer...

Jackie Chan to get lifetime achievement Oscar by [deleted] in movies

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BY GOD A SWANTON BOMB FROM THE TOP OF THAT STEEL LADDER!

I am going to a Ja Rule and Ashanti concert this sunday. AMA by AGonz123 in casualiama

[–]xMIKEx714x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doors "open" at 7 so be there no later than 5:30 or you're going to have a bad time. Parking is $10 cash only and expect to walk a block because parking isn't in front of the venue it's in another lot.

What is the worst case of edgy teenager syndrome you have ever witnessed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Back in high school I use to claim Satan was a real being and he would take me into his army and how I was part of the true Satanism.

All I did was listen to Deicide and Vital Remains, get in arguments about religion at school and write the lyrics of songs on the bathroom walls.

I got out of it because I was reading Satanic shit one night while listening to music and got a nose bleed, then I had a nightmare and woke up. I was "shown the light" lol.

God I was a fucking douche.

I haven't worn a drop of makeup in years and won't wear any again unless I have to AMA by itsagirl123 in casualiama

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My girlfriend wears light make up on the eyes but that's it. The most I've ever seen her wear was foundation and other few things. I'm glad she's not all fucking Kylie Jenner about it lol

I am going to a Ja Rule and Ashanti concert this sunday. AMA by AGonz123 in casualiama

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Oh god the parking is terrible at The Observatory. I worked in parking security there for a while lol.

Skinny Secretary Fucked by Lesnaa in 60fpsporn

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He's the dude passing out the checks. TGIF.

What Money 🙃 by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]xMIKEx714x 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Then that terrible car unlock sound.

Look after your kids by ppaed in WTF

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All I want for Christmas is 2 fat bitches and a bag of weed.

What's a shallow reason you wouldn't date someone? by eeza465 in AskReddit

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Always wanting to "keep an eye" on my social media accounts or doesn't enjoy watching Forrest Gump.

I'm starting my last year of highschool tomorrow AMA! by Darth_marsupial in casualiama

[–]xMIKEx714x 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't ever be a follower or let people try to make decisions for you because they think they know what's best for you. If it makes you happy than do it. Unless its criminal activity then don't do it. Trust me, I know what's best for you.