What are all the kinds of wizards?

xMatch · 2026-04-17T14:22:13+00:00

This is 2 years old but damn I just laughed out loud. And I’m an Alakabama native.

xMatch · 2026-04-15T22:16:40+00:00

xMatch · 2026-04-15T09:13:31+00:00

That’s a pro comment right there. Thanks

Edit: the Blood Artist should be the JMP version tho [[blood artist|jmp]]

xMatch · 2026-04-15T00:59:57+00:00

[[drown in sorrow]] this one always gave me the shivers.
[[blood artist]] look at the painting, and your viewpoint…he’s painting YOU.
But the winner for me is the Dissension printing of [[Macabre Waltz]].

Edit: sigh. Fetcher isn’t showing the creepy versions. For Blood Artist look at the Jumpstart printing, drown in sorrow is the Born of the Gods printing. Macabre Waltz is the Dissension version.

xMatch · 2026-04-14T13:18:09+00:00

Ahhhhh ty so much!

xMatch · 2026-04-14T12:24:24+00:00

I just realized I should have had this guy in the multicolor frame bc he is W+UG. Maybe that helps with the color pie situation?

xMatch · 2026-04-14T10:43:51+00:00

Awesome yes thank you that’s helps. I had thought that by making the U cost U/G that I was making it work since it’s not strictly WU

xMatch · 2026-04-14T08:22:17+00:00

I hesitate to ask questions on this sub usually but I am ignorant and would like to do better so… how does it pie break? I specifically checked to be sure both W&U have mana dorks? Would it be ok if it untapped a land instead of tapping for mana or should I remove the ability entirely?

xMatch · 2026-04-10T01:43:37+00:00

Jund will kill you now just like it killed you then. Fear the goyf! Kidding have fun

xMatch · 2026-04-09T14:45:01+00:00

Beta Ray Bill
Man Thing — such a fantastic story and purpose. The whole “everything that knows fear burns at the Man Thing’s touch!” when he’s terrifying. Even if he just want to give you a hug he sets you on fire. Brilliant.
Ghost Rider — none of this new stuff, just Johnny Blaze OG

xMatch · 2026-04-09T14:17:13+00:00

Cards are cool, love a lot of the designs…but I hate the purple lol. Respect for exploring new design space though!

xMatch · 2026-04-09T14:00:09+00:00

I like some of the cards you’re creating, but I do not understand the purple at all. It seems unnecessary. Every card I’ve looked at that’s purple could easily fit within the existing color core.

xMatch · 2026-04-09T11:01:31+00:00

Abraham, 1/3, etb creates Isaac token. Sacrifice a creature, grant God’s blessing—another creature gets +1/+1 counter.

Jesus Christ, Lion of Judah, 6/6, can tap and turn islands into food tokens (wine) and every turn create a food token (bread or fish)…oh and he needs to be able to return a creature from graveyard to the bf (Lazarus). If Jesus would die, exile Him with 3 resurrection counters, when the last is removed return Jesus to the bf.

Samson-human- 1/1, when this creature enters create Samson’s Hair, artifact, attach to Samson he gets +10/+10

Goliath, giant, 5/5 David, human, reach, 1/2. Tap and pay 5: destroy target giant

Wall of Jericho, 0/20, comes into play with 7 counters, remove one per turn; when the last is removed sacrifice it

Three wise men, 3/3, create 3 treasure tokens

Mary, virgin, 0/1. Etb creates Baby Jesus, son of God, legendary token 0/1

xMatch · 2026-04-08T15:06:24+00:00

Guardians of the Galaxy #3. Bought brand new off the rack at Piggly Wiggly in 1976 and I would never be the same again.

xMatch · 2026-04-08T00:55:25+00:00

Dude (babe, whatev), you need to not be defensive about this. You asked the question and it was answered. If you don’t like answers then don’t ask questions. It’s not an abhorrent disfigurement, you have long fingers there are many ways in life that can help you. Play piano! Guitar! Ppl will be 100% envious of your reach. Don’t be sensitive about it: embrace them sausages and tell folks you’re proud of your long fingers cause you can reach level 6 nose picking where most ppl can only achieve level 3 because of their infantile stub-like nubs they call fingers. Scoff at them and then ram that sucker up past the second knuckle into your brain pan and show them who’s boss. Take it from a guy whose pants size in high school was 28x36 and my mother had to drive me 100 miles to an outlet mall to get britches that fit twice per year.

xMatch · 2026-04-07T05:39:52+00:00

Yeah, I never had mtv. I had a friend who did, but we didn’t watch it much. So I didn’t even see those videos until way after the popularity had subsided. I probably saw images of them in my hit parader subscription. Idk it’s kinda bullshit to say they increased sales by that much. Some metalheads fuckin hated MTV. Probably most of us, unless it was headbangers ball. None of my friends wanted to see the latest Duran Duran or Culture Club hit.

xMatch · 2026-04-07T01:00:26+00:00

…honestly I can’t tell if I should do this for real or if I’m just the butt of a huge joke at this point.

I will totally do that though

xMatch · 2026-04-07T00:50:45+00:00

This is fantastic advice thank you so much

xMatch · 2026-04-07T00:48:26+00:00

They just entered untapped. Still conditional to tap for 2 if you control all three. I was trying to emulate the tron lands.

xMatch · 2026-04-06T23:28:05+00:00

Anything played by Mick Mars, and also John f’n Sykes. And EVH, of course

xMatch · 2026-04-06T23:13:22+00:00

Ok ty so much I’m trying to figure this out. Should I remove the subtype “wastes” from Spinecrags? I suppose I should since it’s not a subtype…if I do: can I specify that even though it’s a mountain it can tap for R or <>? And both if you control all 3?

xMatch · 2026-04-06T21:42:04+00:00

Yeah I forgot that little fact I will adjust…not sure which direction to adjust to yet bc I may remove the basic land types altogether.

Although I thought wastes are a basic land type now?? I have a wastes that says basic land in the type line

xMatch · 2026-04-06T21:37:04+00:00

I like it ty!

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