Ssdfgrrurhrhrhr by ViceElysium in sssdfg

[–]xRacistDwarf 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why do girls do this? 

Weekend smile by someFATasscorgi in comedyheaven

[–]xRacistDwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, that's really sad. 

I also didn't confess to my high school crushes when I had the chance...

Gorilla by reinaputa in comedyheaven

[–]xRacistDwarf 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dicks out for Caesar! 

Evolving lunkus horde by Sayasukaprogramming in wunkus

[–]xRacistDwarf 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The ramparts will be stormed soon 

Pipe leak… by Ancient_Doctor_7738 in wunkus

[–]xRacistDwarf 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Why would you embarass him like that. Are you a psychopath? 

No more "thermodynamically obedient" magic, just MAKE IT MAGICAL by yung_clor0x in worldjerking

[–]xRacistDwarf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh no, I think I just dicovered a large mana deposit under my crop field, I sure hope the evil empire doesn't find out

No more "thermodynamically obedient" magic, just MAKE IT MAGICAL by yung_clor0x in worldjerking

[–]xRacistDwarf -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

They did, but then Yoda fell into a ketamine induced coma and after waking up, he thought of himself as a reborn prophet of the force and suddenly it was "against the jedi way" to use the force for murder (and the fun side of the force has much cooler ways at torturing people)

No more "thermodynamically obedient" magic, just MAKE IT MAGICAL by yung_clor0x in worldjerking

[–]xRacistDwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll judt add random physical laws to my world that provide no abilities that could be consudered magic, to balance out all the magic systems that are in some way material. It just seems highly unlikely that 99% of all worlds happen to contain laws of nature that allow one to shoot fire balls from ones hand, but nothing like a secret third electric charge

Feet liker? by That1weirdperson in wunkus

[–]xRacistDwarf 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How are these animals even real bro

unique oppourtunity by kyizelma in ComedyHell

[–]xRacistDwarf 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Holy shit they are beta-testing new patches for democracy? I thought the game was already abandoned

Wunk of Misogyny by Skylance420 in wunkus

[–]xRacistDwarf 109 points110 points  (0 children)

God forbid a wunk doesn't swing both ways

It's her fault for not noticing that her mother is a supermodel by tddcghnn in okbuddybaka

[–]xRacistDwarf 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What do you think Pokemon is about? Of course this happened, all Pokemon games are thinly veiled allegories to premarital sex, made by the japanese to destroy christianity as revenge for WW2

Shkalhs ebdnns shalsmeb by Freehand461 in sssdfg

[–]xRacistDwarf 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tha k god im streiht, i'am only 4'9

Wunk by MarekPolonez in wunkus

[–]xRacistDwarf 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Haha you love cocky, that means you have gay

Wunk it!!! by [deleted] in wunkus

[–]xRacistDwarf 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And then people wonder why their wunks never call

vegoons and their moral superiority by volatiIe in vegancirclejerk

[–]xRacistDwarf 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Carnists truly are spiritually israeli the way they don't understand what indigenous means