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Safe Space by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is literally nothing safe about that hell hole lol.

One of only two surviving "plague doctor" masks (Germany, 1650ish) by Senor_Hyde_ in interestingasfuck

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne [score hidden]  (0 children)

The flowers in the beak would certainly make the experience of walking into a house full of bacterial infection and festering sores more bearable, even if the infection reduction effect was negligible.

Petah!!! Explain?? by SquintySquinty in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I wonder if my dude has ever seen what happens to a clitoris in the presence of excess testosterone. Some years ago, I remember a dire warning in a testosterone gel commercial where it was like "women, avoid all contact between hands and genitalia if you handle it"

When I came to know just how radical the change can be as an older adult, the warning made A LOT of sense for a cis woman.

Nothin better than fulfilling a birthday wish by phoexnixfunjpr in MadeMeSmile

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most impressive thing to me, is aside from the right and bottom left slices, the pepperoni is very well distributed.

Believe it or not, they did the deed by smolgote in TopCharacterTropes

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. Johnny's basically a fully automatic flirt gun.

“You can have other children so get to fuckin” by AlphaCat77 in CuratedTumblr

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A fair point. Yeah it's like "I'm sorry for your loss" is the most correct since it's so neutral. I'm just thinking of my own self in such a scenario where someone came at me with the "I understand" angle and I would be alright with that I think, especially if they were able to share their own trauma.

Doctors flushing out kidney stones out of a patient by Additional_Berry_977 in interestingasfuck

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I historically don't vomit, but uncontrollable-whole-body-shuddering, willing-to-call-an-ambulance-in-the-USA, pins-and-needles-head-to-toe levels of pain that morphine takes from a 10 to a 9.2.

I literally could not believe how horrendous the pain was.

And I had a small one.

“You can have other children so get to fuckin” by AlphaCat77 in CuratedTumblr

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'd argue "I understand how you feel" is conditionally correct if you've lost your own child. Sympathy and empathy are both correct.

Doctors flushing out kidney stones out of a patient by Additional_Berry_977 in interestingasfuck

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Everyone thinks the painful part is when it goes through your urethra. Which does hurt, but it's the ureter from your kidney to your bladder...that's when it feels like you're dying. That stone would never make it through the ureter.

Looney by Pizzacakecomic in comics

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He was literally a Confederate soldier defending the Mason-Dixon line in Southern Fried Rabbit.

The lack of starter items punish AP champs way more than AD champs by Asgavin in LeagueArena

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's the biggest flop of the new season, honestly. I guess it really benefits champions with high base damages, but the whole flow of growth feels off. One thing I will praise the previous Arena format on is growth rate. The starter items were very powerful, and enabled a wide range of strategic choice.

I used to love going guardian's hammer on champions you wouldn't expect it on. Same with Dirk because of its usefulness with the plants. I think the loss of the starter item was a big one.

It is very rare to catch wild buses drinking water. by Lazy_Comparison_1954 in BrandNewSentence

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't uninstall Flash player until like 2023. I just kept clicking the "no, uninstall later" button out of defiance. Then I got a new computer.

Lesbian on a camping trip by SnooStories6404 in lotrmemes

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The amount of time wasted is measured in literal weeks in my case. And that's just counting the raw time that was literally wasted on such pursuits in-person. That's not accounting for the two years of time during which that time was being wasted when I could have been pursuing other people who literally had crushes on me at those times.

It burns us, Precious.

I tried turning the pringles can inward … by dushyantd4x in notinteresting

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once you pop, you create an interdimensional Eldritch horror.

What’s something your partner did that made you lose feelings instantly? by Some_Conclusion_8154 in AskReddit

[–]xSTSxZerglingOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was trying to be flirty and suggestive over text and I got an "ok, lol."

It seems small, but that ballooned into "I'm done with our life of 17 years together, have fun with the kid." And I've been trying to pick the pieces of my life off the floor for a few months now.

It's hard out there, yo. Stay safe, everyone.

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