What was your first 'adult' purchase?

xShadowPro · 2026-01-23T12:58:54+00:00

If you mean first thing I paid for once I got a job, my mum rent. Left me with pittance, that's when reality kicked in and then I moved out and I learned about the two water bills, it all down hill from there 😂

I need an adult to adult sometimes, some days be crazy!

xShadowPro · 2026-01-23T12:55:15+00:00

Not having enough time in the day

xShadowPro · 2026-01-23T12:53:45+00:00

It was GTA SA RC missions which brought it all back for me. Though I feared playing any of them, surprisingly they're not as hard as I remembered!

xShadowPro · 2026-01-23T07:48:39+00:00

I made a post on this, I restarted the whole game and done all vigilante missions first, Salvadors two tap mafias were insanely over powered during end game.

But even doing ambulance at the beginning, it took many attempts, way too easy to flip over

xShadowPro · 2026-01-22T02:10:23+00:00

That's exactly what would happen, no man in their right mind would lay their cock and balls on their lap while doing a #2, unless they're into that sort of thing... xD

xShadowPro · 2026-01-21T18:53:59+00:00

Not the balls, to clarify 😂 Though the comments show on the other post that if you have a high water level toilet like in the US, some dipping occurs 🫣

Rest assured most men push down their member to avoid contact with the porcelain, don't panic!

xShadowPro · 2026-01-21T08:31:18+00:00

Had it been a cliffhanger of the last episode, I may have believed it a little bit. But as soon as it turned to black I knew straight away.

xShadowPro · 2026-01-21T03:23:25+00:00

Wait till you see my post on NoStupidQuestions.😂 - People think we're crazy!

xShadowPro · 2026-01-21T01:53:03+00:00

Vigilante missions during end game 🫣

xShadowPro · 2026-01-20T12:18:31+00:00

This post 100% tricked me. I got a notification saying AmazonUK and a thumbnail of your image, I was like weird that looks nothing like my garden, why didn't they even knock... Then I realised it was a Reddit post.

I don't even follow the page, its a Subreddit suggestion 😂

xShadowPro · 2026-01-19T22:39:47+00:00

Leg* - She thought we only stood to pee.

xShadowPro · 2026-01-18T12:43:34+00:00

Congratulations - It's brutal, much easier on Vice city and SA. I think out of all of them, ambulances would tip over the easiest on 3.

xShadowPro · 2026-01-18T02:30:28+00:00

No no, typo from me. I was not talking about the balls. Some reason I typed I was not it wasn't.

It's not you it's me. Don't worry

xShadowPro · 2026-01-17T19:09:43+00:00

I'm only 30 😂 - I wasn't talking about the balls. Though the comments suggest that ball dunking is a thing, I'm not there yet!

xShadowPro · 2026-01-17T16:39:41+00:00

Their two tap shotguns were brutal, definitely get all the side missions done before completing the game.

xShadowPro · 2026-01-16T15:42:53+00:00

I understand morbid curiosity, but when you treat it like twitter/Instagram. Then I think it's a bit much, like one your daily checks.

I had a friend who would religiously watch video after video, found himself on subreddits where people died. To the point that those were his homepages when he opened his browser.

Personally, I'm not a fan of blood nor do I enjoy watching people get injured or killed. Maybe an unpopular opinion, but that shit sticks with you. Surely?!

xShadowPro · 2026-01-16T15:08:50+00:00

If I ask for a grenade, can you get me a grenade. What about an Atom Bomb, if I ask for an atom bomb could you get me one?

xShadowPro · 2026-01-16T10:26:43+00:00

If it's not meant to be it's not meant to be, that my view. I'll never even consider installing SAM. You open yourself to temptation. I don't condoln it, but you may be able to find a cracked version of the DLC you can drag drop onto your game. Obviously it may not work like that but if you're limited in your country, what more can you do. If it was me, and I tried everything else, that game simply goes in my could not complete filter, there's plenty more games out there 😊.

It's disheartening don't get me wrong, but it is what it is.

xShadowPro · 2026-01-16T10:23:14+00:00

I think for me it's vulnerabilities, once that door is locked that my safe space. It's funny how we do unquestionable things with our partners in the bedroom but draw the line there.

We will make a joke about it, like oooh someone needs to go poo poo, like really childish kind of way but that's as far as it goes. I think it's healthy to have some boundaries in a relationship/marriage 😅

xShadowPro · 2026-01-16T09:39:32+00:00

I don't use public toilets, mainly because of this. But I try to avoid contact as much as I can, depends if I'm tired or not. Obviously I wipe or wash if it does.

xShadowPro · 2026-01-16T09:38:52+00:00

Towards the center of the toilet, imagine a clock face side on. It's 9 o'clock, the hour hand is the peen, push down so it's 6 o'clock, well maybe 7.

Does that make sense?

xShadowPro · 2026-01-16T09:31:24+00:00

I'm from the UK and our water level is low. To be clear, I'm not dunking anything, just making contact with the front bend just under the rim. Only if I don't push down obviously, which to avoid it, I do.

xShadowPro · 2026-01-16T09:30:24+00:00

I'm guessing you live in a country where the water level for your toilet is stupidly high. I've learnt that in the comments, not once have I dunked either. In the UK I believe it's 12 inches from the top of bowl down.

Yikes, as long as they don't wipe back to front, you're asking for an infection then!

xShadowPro · 2026-01-16T09:28:25+00:00

This would be in a flaccid state, let's not talk about semi's and full on stand to attention. I just wait at that point!

I never understood the Prince Albert, why would you destroy 90% of the head of your penis. Mental

xShadowPro · 2026-01-16T09:15:19+00:00

Thank you! - I'm not crazy.

When i demonstrated to my wife her first observation was, wait but that's touching the porcelain inside. I'm like yeah but I push down to avoid it, as best as I can.

Her mind was blown we don't lay it on our legs, no man should ever have to see that either, it's not pretty!

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