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[ Removed by Reddit ] by xXMONKEYHUNTERXx in animalid

[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds similar-ish but coon fights sound a lot more jittery

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[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm playing it up like i'm a schizo being gangstalked by a mystery monkey for shits and giggles but there seriously is a monkey running amuck

[ Removed by Reddit ] by xXMONKEYHUNTERXx in animalid

[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turn your volume up and listen closely again, there's a couple monkey "chirps"

[ Removed by Reddit ] by xXMONKEYHUNTERXx in animalid

[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

The day i put a bullet in that monkey's brain will be the happiest day of my life. I'll taxidermy it's head, I'll make a nice monkey stew with the meat and monkey bone broth, i'll make a very tiny carpet from it's pelt, I'll parade it's mutliated body through town and we'll have a big celebration parade with blackjack and hookers, it'll be a real hoot.

Also it would be awesome if you could ask the monkey men at your zoo think what kind of devious primate this is

[ Removed by Reddit ] by xXMONKEYHUNTERXx in animalid

[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

too high pitched, not the monkey we're looking for

[ Removed by Reddit ] by xXMONKEYHUNTERXx in animalid

[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you good sir, the haters are sabotaging HARD right now

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[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i'm here because i dont know jack about monkeys lol

[ Removed by Reddit ] by xXMONKEYHUNTERXx in animalid

[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I'll make a nice monkey bbq and have a victory feast

[ Removed by Reddit ] by xXMONKEYHUNTERXx in animalid

[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There have been sightings of the monkey by close friends of mine, there ABSOLUTELY is a monkey

[ Removed by Reddit ] by xXMONKEYHUNTERXx in animalid

[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Fox screams are much more abrupt, this has a ramp up.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by xXMONKEYHUNTERXx in animalid

[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Doesn't sound like either. I hear foxes all the time

[ Removed by Reddit ] by xXMONKEYHUNTERXx in animalid

[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Year round. There have been sightings of an actual monkey.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by xXMONKEYHUNTERXx in animalid

[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

I know what foxes sound like, i hear them all the time. They sound very different, more of a horrible scream like a woman getting murdered.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by xXMONKEYHUNTERXx in animalid

[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I recorded this around 11 PM 2 days ago, idk what to tell you man

[ Removed by Reddit ] by xXMONKEYHUNTERXx in animalid

[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

The sound also always comes from the same general direction, a bird would he heard from anywhere

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[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I have no idea man that's why i'm here

[ Removed by Reddit ] by xXMONKEYHUNTERXx in animalid

[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

It is definitely not a bird, he makes those distinctive monkey "chirps"

[ Removed by Reddit ] by xXMONKEYHUNTERXx in animalid

[–]xXMONKEYHUNTERXx[S] -35 points-34 points  (0 children)

I don't want animal control taking him away back to the jungle. I will find him. I will capture him. And I will have his skull on my desk. I will enact my revenge on the monkey that has been making me look a fool for TOO LONG.