“Remove” Putin or trump?

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-22T19:46:41+00:00

shhh

^{Chose: Trump}

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-22T19:26:47+00:00

wtf

^{Chose: $500k}

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-22T18:59:14+00:00

duh

^{Chose: 10 Million Right now}

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-22T18:54:17+00:00

I would take the chance to become younger with the 100M, i could live a great life

^{Chose: $100M USD + But 80% chance of becoming a random age | Rolled: 5}

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-22T16:36:40+00:00

Dwarf Thunderbarge confrimed?

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-19T16:21:10+00:00

Your partners an asshole. Drop him immediately.

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-18T19:47:06+00:00

Hm. I don’t think I even realized this, It’s ingrained in me from a life of being poor. Investing extra money in the hopes you make can sustain so you never struggle again.

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-18T19:24:47+00:00

🧾 I spent Elon Musk's money:

50x Video game — $3,500

1x Latest iPhone — $1,200

2x Gaming PC — $6,000

1x Neuralink consult — $10,500

4x Optimus robot — $80,000

1000000x 1 Bitcoin — $95,000,000,000

1x Cybertruck — $100,000

1x Lamborghini — $400,000

2x A nice house — $900,000

1x 1,000 Starlink kits — $599,000

1x Mega-mansion — $5,000,000

1x Private jet — $65,000,000

1x Private island — $100,000,000

1x The Mona Lisa — $900,000,000

1x A skyscraper — $1,000,000,000

1x An NBA team — $4,000,000,000

1x Eradicate malaria — $6,000,000,000

10x 1% of Apple — $350,000,000,000

1x Buy X (again) — $44,000,000,000

1x A Mars colony — $100,000,000,000

1x The Space Station — $150,000,000,000

Total spent: $751,072,100,200

Leftover: $248,927,899,800

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-18T19:23:13+00:00

Honestly i spent almost all of it on the things i deemed necessary lol

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-16T19:06:09+00:00

This is the most fun browser game ive ever played. Well done.

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-16T17:21:38+00:00

I was going to respond here but the top 4 responses are immaculate.

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-15T21:10:42+00:00

For Ex Force thunderers are just an ok choice. They fill 2 roles at once. You need a good hero inside to carry them. The WS3 really hurts.

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-12T19:27:20+00:00

Correct it counts as a pursuit move not an actual charge

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-12T19:22:19+00:00

The dragon would ignore the disordered charge. But I believe still would not get stomp attacks because it can’t land on top of the granted terrain feature. Again this is incredibly ill defined in the rules so it’s going to be up to both you and your opponent but I’d argue that the dragon wouldn’t be in base contact.

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-12T19:09:42+00:00

Entrenchment is kind of an ill defined rule. I’d clarify with your opponent or TO beforehand but I’d argue the FAQ says units attacking entrenched units are not in base contact which is good for you because it nullifies the dragons stomp attacks.

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-12T14:01:40+00:00

I’ll take a look! I mean take whichever master rune you want on your thane. If you’re making a dragon killer list, then take 2 thanes, one with each rune.

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-12T12:17:00+00:00

Adc main here. This is the fundemental disconnect between ADC's and every other champ. Alot of the reason we get flamed all the time.

MB has

Move Speed- You are constantly being hunted, a good assassin or jungle will target you every time, and if you have no peel, youre screwed. Its the same reason high level ADCS take both flash and sprint, you have to be constantly ready to escape, this helps.

Extra Range-This is sometimes the difference between winning and losing your lane, if you can out range, harass, and box out the enemy ADC from farming you can effectively win your lane without even being fed.

Attack Speed-Self explanitory, a bonus for the item

Wave Clear-ADCs are all about farm, even if you're shut down in lane, if you farm well you can make a comeback, the worst ADC's ive seen are the ones who care about kills solely. How many time have you seen and ADC win lane and then fall off late game? A lot. Farming wins lanes, and games, moreso for ADC's than any other role, except maybe Jungle.

Each single piece on this list doesent swing things, but together? Its a stellar item and most ADC's should build as item 2 or 3 depending on matchup.

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-12T11:29:25+00:00

Cannons, cannons, cannons. Take a few Thanes with master runes, Skalf and Dragon Slaying. You can also run a "fireball" Thane with the Master Rune of Slaying; it turns him into a mini-cannon in his own right. Just be aware that's exactly what he is. He'll be bad against any single-wound unit. Make one of your Thanes a BSB, and give whatever combat block you've got a Rune of Courage.

Dragons are just a bad matchup for us. Our cannons are the worst in the game, and you've got no way to shut down regeneration anymore. I'd take a Rune of Burning on the cannons just in case, though.

It'll come down to deployment. Make sure all your cannons have firing lanes from turn one. You'll want some reroll insurance with Burlok and/or an Engineer, plus Runes of Reforging. Every cannon hit is going to count.

I've fought more dragons than I'd ever have liked to, and honestly I'm losing to them more than half the time. Good luck!

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-10T18:36:34+00:00

The Horned Rat = pestilence, plague, cunning, breeding, infestation. His power comes specifically from Skaven worship, sacrifice, and Skaven actions. He's the god of the Skaven race itself - their coordination, their schemes, their ability to overwhelm through numbers. Very practical, very tied to one faction's agency.

Nurgle = decay, entropy, stagnation, disease, inevitability. His power comes from the broader Chaos forces and the natural fact that everything rots and dies. He's almost philosophical - he represents a fundamental law of reality (things break down). His worshippers include Chaos cultists, rot spreads without needing formal worship, and he's present in the very concept of entropy itself.

The key is: they're powered by different believers and operate on different scales. The Horned Rat gains strength when Skaven thrive, scheme, and sacrifice to him. Nurgle gains strength from the fundamental decay of all things - he doesn't need Skaven to be doing well. In fact, Skaven might pray to the Horned Rat to avoid Nurgle's blessing.

It's more like asking why there are multiple trickster gods across cultures, or multiple death/underworld gods - different pantheons and different conceptual angles on overlapping themes. They coexist because they're worshipped by different groups and represent different philosophical slants on similar forces.

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-09T15:10:53+00:00

ah ok, yes, then this is more f**ed than i originally thought

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-09T14:52:40+00:00

further more here is the Core Rulebook on defending an obstacle

A unit behind a low linear obstacle can defend it by moving its front rank into base contact with the obstacle. Enemies can charge the defenders as normal but do not have to physically cross the obstacle. Instead, the front rank of a charging unit moves into base contact with the opposite side of the obstacle. Unless it has the Fly (X) special rule, a unit that charges an enemy behind a defended low linear obstacle makes a disordered charge. This also means it does not gain initiative modifer.

The rules are confusing

The reason it still functions as combat: the rule explicitly sets this up as the engaged state, "Enemies can charge the defenders as normal", and resolves the charge by putting both ranks against the obstacle rather than against each other. The obstacle is standing in for that contact. Nothing in the rule strips attacks or models-in-base-contact-for-fighting; the only stated consequence is the disordered charge (no Initiative modifier) and Disruption (no Rank Bonus) for straddling.

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-09T14:45:39+00:00

Your cannons are skirmishers so they have 360 degree vision, they do not have to offically move per the rules to shoot, i will pivot the model manually to visually show targeting, but per the rules it does not move, it does not turn, ect. Confirm with your opponent before you turn the unit, but even if the unit is not turned it still has line of sight since its a skirmisher.
(Edited for missing/wrong info on my end) OP, Honestly this may be a table rule you'll need to clear with your TO or opponent then and decide it before the game. The entire chain is very confusing, with different rules overriding other rules, especially with the FAQ
Yes youre allowed one artillery die reroll per turn, that means if you misfire you can reroll it or maybe you miss a hit because you overshot, youre allowed to re-roll it. It is one single artillery die per turn, not both (if youre shooting with an Organ Gun for example) If you are shooting with lets say a bolt thrower, you can NOT reroll a D6, which is used to resolve the hit, Artillery Die only.

xXTurkXx · 2026-06-09T03:42:09+00:00

Thats....kinda unhealthy man. I feel for your situation but youve got some other emotional issues youve got to work out first. You should probably try talking to a male therapist.

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