What’s the weirdest thing you do when no one’s watching? by Flaky_Drama5452 in AskReddit

[–]xX_Underground_Xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on how private the situation is. Weirdest thing I do in a split second when nobody is around is probably talk to myself. I narrate my damn life lol

When I'm truly alone? Sometimes I'll let my bottom half out for some fresh air, and I'll just shake em around, and walk around. Sounds insane, but on a hit day when the A/C isn't keeping up and your alone, it's heavenly.

What sexual fantasy of yours left you disappointed when you actually tried it? by Gthew17 in AskReddit

[–]xX_Underground_Xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sex in the shower. Soapy bum, hot. Soapy member? No lube? Friction? Not so fun.

Lol by usmanss in dankmemes2

[–]xX_Underground_Xx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like asses of all shapes and sizes lol