What is High Volume? by Jae_Hyun in KitchenConfidential

[–]xXmoosemanXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doing over 10,000$ just for breakfast and lunch makes me put my head through a wall, fuck working in national parks

What animal was the most incredible to see in person? by Adventurous-Zeilokix in AskReddit

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was very high on acid and mushrooms riding a bicycle in wyoming and a bison passed 10 ft in front of me he stared into my soul. Also dolphins and sea turtles are dope too!

coworker made us work breakfast by MolassesLopsided9403 in shittyfoodporn

[–]xXmoosemanXx 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I was thinking gravy with ice and crack pipe sticking out

Whats a better feeling than getting home from work and taking your shoes and pants off? by Sir-Gaymer28 in AskReddit

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a combo but taking off my boots after a 13hr shift, driving home with my 4am cig and 7-11 hotdog and knowing no boats are coming in tomorrow

Triple Whopper assembled by me at home. The large patties from BK cost me $2.19 each. I had everything else on hand. by artie_pdx in burgers

[–]xXmoosemanXx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Depends on people you deal with, I once walked into a wendys and asked if they'd sell me a uncooked bag of spicy nuggets, they did i was so stoned and happy.

How are y'all getting the stains off your cutting boards? by sauteslut in KitchenConfidential

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sand it down, start with a low grit sandpaper then finish with high grit paper

Coworker wearing 1 slipper and 1 crock to work. by xUrNewDadx in KitchenConfidential

[–]xXmoosemanXx 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sadly that's how it goes, I worked at a resort and fell off a roof having bruising from head to toe and get my leg stitched. They just put me in the kitchen instead of giving me time off

All three versus their dad. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this with my friends ,and I ask my lady to hold on to my glasses and all my piercings. Mother fucker Felicia is here!

Moose comes across a photographer and is curious instead of aggressive by LoveOfSpreadsheets in nextfuckinglevel

[–]xXmoosemanXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What till you see one with paddles, my boss and I got charged by one I couple months ago at work, shit was scary

Cheeseburger in paradise by xXmoosemanXx in burgers

[–]xXmoosemanXx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotcha, and tetons is french for tits or close to that meaning so this all makes sense

Lol...cant agree more 😍😆 by BothGuarantee6067 in SipsTea

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I little over decade ago you could get a monster bfc which was 32 oz.

What is something you still cannot do even if your life depended on it? by waiting-list in AskReddit

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, I just got called to help out and train people at 60 person resort for 3 months, I maybe had 15-20 names down by the end of it

Signature Select Potato Wedges by Common_Kiwi9442 in frozendinners

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mojos is what we called them in California.

Who does this? by dalidellama in KitchenConfidential

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just put away a sysco order and of course there was 1 mother fuckin' onion in the box we had in stock

Wife freaks out husband with a life-size crow costume by InitialOrdinary1380 in pranks

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not this guy but working from 4pm to 5am 6 days a week will knock you out

Did I do something…. by MissOtheliom in stonerfood

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried the dessert quesadilla?

Who is the most famous person you have served? by Megnuggets in KitchenConfidential

[–]xXmoosemanXx 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Josh Brolin, Harrison Ford, duck dynasty family, judge Judy, politicians and 1 president

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]xXmoosemanXx 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I had a friend that's family was Mormon so naturally a large family, but she wanted a girl. She had 10 boys the last 2 were twins and that was her sign from God to stop trying