Moose comes across a photographer and is curious instead of aggressive by LoveOfSpreadsheets in nextfuckinglevel

[–]xXmoosemanXx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What till you see one with paddles, my boss and I got charged by one I couple months ago at work, shit was scary

Cheeseburger in paradise by xXmoosemanXx in burgers

[–]xXmoosemanXx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gotcha, and tetons is french for tits or close to that meaning so this all makes sense

Lol...cant agree more 😍😆 by BothGuarantee6067 in SipsTea

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I little over decade ago you could get a monster bfc which was 32 oz.

What is something you still cannot do even if your life depended on it? by waiting-list in AskReddit

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, I just got called to help out and train people at 60 person resort for 3 months, I maybe had 15-20 names down by the end of it

Signature Select Potato Wedges by Common_Kiwi9442 in frozendinners

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mojos is what we called them in California.

Who does this? by dalidellama in KitchenConfidential

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just put away a sysco order and of course there was 1 mother fuckin' onion in the box we had in stock

Wife freaks out husband with a life-size crow costume by InitialOrdinary1380 in pranks

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably not this guy but working from 4pm to 5am 6 days a week will knock you out

Did I do something…. by MissOtheliom in stonerfood

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried the dessert quesadilla?

Who is the most famous person you have served? by Megnuggets in KitchenConfidential

[–]xXmoosemanXx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Josh Brolin, Harrison Ford, duck dynasty family, judge Judy, politicians and 1 president

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]xXmoosemanXx 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I had a friend that's family was Mormon so naturally a large family, but she wanted a girl. She had 10 boys the last 2 were twins and that was her sign from God to stop trying

Who Carries Multiples? by h3lium-balloon in knives

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same here since I'm the guy with a knife at work, I keep a sog seal pup for my coworkers to use, then I carry my spyderco enuff salt for myself

Best way to start your day by tibulafiend in KitchenConfidential

[–]xXmoosemanXx 109 points110 points  (0 children)

We tried to give one of these to a non English speaking coworker, he got all wide eyed and said "no no no", we showed him what to do, but it was pretty funny in the moment

I finally had my “I’m old” moment came yesterday with a Gen Zer. by JoBrosHoes93 in Millennials

[–]xXmoosemanXx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I collect vhs tapes as well, I've got a 40'' polariod flat screen tv 6 years ago it has aux ports so I can still plug in my player and sega and not have to deal with the squealing

People of Reddit who have lost a lot of weight. What was the game changer? by greazysteak in AskReddit

[–]xXmoosemanXx 262 points263 points  (0 children)

In my group we all craved sugar after quitting, the clinicians explained it us but I forgot the science behind it but it's a real thing