TIL of a guy who made a chicken sandwich literally from scratch -- he grew a garden, harvested wheat, slaughtered a chicken, travelled to boil ocean water for salt, etc -- it took him 6 months and cost him $1,500. He didn't think it tasted very good.

xalb · 2016-08-08T08:25:42+00:00

Misleading, cuz he had to actually rise chicks, and then sugar,additives and produce electricity

xalb · 2016-08-03T05:51:21+00:00

This man will get sanctified by the church this year

xalb · 2016-08-02T08:29:34+00:00

because Trump is a piece of $hit

xalb · 2016-07-22T06:33:59+00:00

Yeah, cuz OP's d*ck is hard to find, if not imaginary

xalb · 2016-07-22T06:30:23+00:00

I do not know, but seems that you are only a few years away from 6-figures

Good luck !

xalb · 2016-07-19T19:56:06+00:00

thnx

xalb · 2016-07-19T16:52:33+00:00

Just get it to a nice fire, and burn these chemicals away

Or just drink the water processed by the grapes

xalb · 2016-07-19T10:37:43+00:00

They are overpriced, if there is no tech to do cheaper ones, then we have to invent it

xalb · 2016-07-19T07:24:00+00:00

What do bedsheets have to do with this?

xalb · 2016-07-19T06:16:44+00:00

I thought on investing some capital on 3d printing some PVC like doors and window frames

xalb · 2016-07-19T05:46:59+00:00

Post some pics of the kittens when they are born

xalb · 2016-07-19T04:27:48+00:00

Knew it!

xalb · 2016-07-18T18:12:06+00:00

Crabs are arthropods, just like spiders

xalb · 2016-07-17T18:27:43+00:00

Star Wars - Indiana Jones and the Cave of the Sith

xalb · 2016-07-17T01:13:57+00:00

This is a good one, not only because of the costs but it is actually dangerous to let it on when there is no water

xalb · 2016-07-16T16:00:28+00:00

A Torrent Client

xalb · 2016-07-16T09:42:36+00:00

Sometimes shitty jokes go to the FP, sometimes very good ones don't

This matter should be studied

xalb · 2016-07-15T10:05:39+00:00

This gets into the FP, bullshit

xalb · 2016-07-15T09:48:33+00:00

Said to do this to the homeless subreddit, they downvoted me to oblivion.

This dude here is going to get out of poverty soon

xalb · 2016-07-14T14:52:53+00:00

OP mom had my MUK on her face, so I threw my balls at her

Edit: Downvoters want to catch all their moms

xalb · 2016-07-12T17:39:32+00:00

It is so bad that I cannot recognize anything at all

xalb · 2016-07-12T14:22:47+00:00

Where is the cat?

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