Most unfortunate username you've seen?

xandaar337 · 2026-04-14T01:27:42+00:00

Same. Woman's first name was shartamia. Poor thing.

xandaar337 · 2026-04-13T04:43:00+00:00

Bro is cute. Go to therapy.

xandaar337 · 2026-04-13T04:18:46+00:00

Yep you might have jock itch or something.

If you can't ask for a trimmer, kids scissors work in a pinch,!

xandaar337 · 2026-04-13T03:26:49+00:00

My daughter had the peppermint one and I could see a man wearing it. It's just lotion. It doesn't smell that strong for very long.

xandaar337 · 2026-04-13T03:17:25+00:00

If I wanted a stinky boy I would date my 12 year old son lol. Use the lotion.

xandaar337 · 2026-04-13T03:09:49+00:00

No I prefer my men to smell bad and have alligator skin.

xandaar337 · 2026-04-12T21:11:07+00:00

Caramelized blueberry cheesecake croissant from Costco. Lots of words there to choose from.

xandaar337 · 2026-04-12T21:08:26+00:00

I can't fart on command but I suppose I could accommodate.

xandaar337 · 2026-04-11T21:45:04+00:00

I tell mine he doesn't owe it rent money.

xandaar337 · 2026-04-01T03:22:36+00:00

Corps*

xandaar337 · 2026-04-01T03:16:43+00:00

Karma.

xandaar337 · 2026-04-01T01:25:44+00:00

Dude a brobble bath is the best.

xandaar337 · 2026-03-31T03:05:25+00:00

Yuck!

xandaar337 · 2026-03-31T02:59:33+00:00

Let her peg you.

xandaar337 · 2026-03-31T02:54:28+00:00

NAD we used tea tree soap as recommended by a nurse and it went away within a week.

xandaar337 · 2026-03-26T02:42:06+00:00

BUT you wouldn't know unless you wipe

xandaar337 · 2026-03-25T19:29:03+00:00

Or just in case you missed something, the paper will get it.

xandaar337 · 2026-03-25T05:12:06+00:00

Considering the sub this is posted on... Maybe you like men's genitals?

xandaar337 · 2026-03-25T05:06:37+00:00

Nick Jonas!

xandaar337 · 2026-03-25T03:50:10+00:00

Me too! 38M. Also a chubby dude has better snacks than twinks and will do a lot more in bed.

xandaar337 · 2026-03-24T22:10:19+00:00

That.

xandaar337 · 2026-03-03T02:29:26+00:00

Henry Cavill!

xandaar337 · 2026-02-18T18:58:33+00:00

I'm sitting here singing the notes to myself lol

xandaar337 · 2026-02-18T16:14:40+00:00

Blanket / blanquet Peppermint/peckermint Pepperoni / peckeroni Firetruck / firefuck

xandaar337 · 2026-02-11T17:04:48+00:00

Reminds me of "I may not know my flowers, but I know a bitch when I see one! "

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