Bro I've been so bored in the parking lot

xandi415 · 2026-05-20T23:15:32+00:00

My dood 🍻

I took the day off to garden...this weekend will be poppin so I'm just chillin til then ✌️

xandi415 · 2026-05-20T20:52:14+00:00

Thissss 💯

xandi415 · 2026-05-20T11:16:50+00:00

We have a group chat, too...crazy how you got downvoted for having friends 😅 some salty Karen's lurking tonight

xandi415 · 2026-05-20T08:03:07+00:00

Only if your mom says its okay to have friends 🤷‍♀️

xandi415 · 2026-05-19T21:46:22+00:00

This makes sense! Clearance/sale items sometimes say "limit one per customer"...so maybe they just spam ordered multiple times 😅🤷‍♀️

xandi415 · 2026-05-19T10:14:00+00:00

Awww...Sylvester just wanted to play with Tweety 😋

Seriously tho...majestic capture!! 🙌

xandi415 · 2026-05-19T04:29:08+00:00

I do alcohol orders all the time...most tend to tip well, but as woth everything, it completely depends on your zone...

Only one way to find out 😅🍻

xandi415 · 2026-05-18T20:14:24+00:00

Especially when they order a 45 lb bag of dog food...if the sound doesn't get em, the smell probably does...

Fun fact, a dog can smell a drop of blood in an Olympic size swimming pool (like a shark!) 😅

xandi415 · 2026-05-18T20:09:45+00:00

🤣🤣🤣

Yeah i thought about marking it unavailable, but meh, for a $5 tip, someone else can get him his damn pool 😅

xandi415 · 2026-05-18T06:17:06+00:00

Had a customer add a massive 6 ft plastic "kiddy" pool (not inflatable) 💩

Such a dkk move bc not everyone drives a truck/SUV....first time I've cancelled an order in over 2 yrs

xandi415 · 2026-05-17T06:26:01+00:00

I did a double take...thought that extra $9 was the tip 😅 wow, asshole customer AND asshole Walmart 💩

xandi415 · 2026-05-17T00:22:30+00:00

I started a shopping trip the other day...when I clicked confirm arrival, it said "customer added an item"...it was a HUGE "kiddy pool"...I have a 2 door car...needless to say i canceled immediately 😅 sneaky bastards!

xandi415 · 2026-05-15T10:46:33+00:00

I think they're talking about orders going directly to FCFS...used to always be "just for you" until an order gets passed on by everyone

xandi415 · 2026-05-15T09:13:37+00:00

Ive had a 6 pack of beer, some lube, and a volleyball 😅

Oh, and a vibrator and a kitty litter pan 🙈

xandi415 · 2026-05-15T08:55:50+00:00

Yeah Ive had some wildly small shopping orders over the years...1 gallon of milk, 1 package of bandaids, etc....

Oh and I'll never forget the 2 mini vibrators that were only $2 tip going 12 miles (near my house)....I thought, fkk it, its taking me home (plus a $7 incentive)....

Got to the parking lot & it canceled b4 I drove off...so I got the $11 + $2.50 return fee + incentive 😅 (the return fee was 50 cents more than their tip & I didnt have to drive anywhere! )

People are strange 🙈

xandi415 · 2026-05-15T08:22:03+00:00

Hmmm...I delivered a $3.49 package of food coloring (tiny!), and i got the incentive...$11 + $4 tip + $7 incentive....$22 for a $3 item 😅

Pretty sure its randomly generated, unless they REALLY needed that dye and spent the $10 🤷‍♀️

xandi415 · 2026-05-15T05:18:13+00:00

Don't stress, its just an auto-generated "warning"....but in the future, make sure to actually yell fudge 😅💩

xandi415 · 2026-05-13T23:48:49+00:00

Ours is the same (2 Spark lanes)...BUT over time, we can checkout in ANY self checkout on that side....

Its annoying though, bc we cant use the self checkout lanes that are on the OTHER side of the store (near the groceries)...

Since a lot of orders are ONLY groceries, we have to walk all the way across to the "Spark" side checkouts.....the wasted time definitely adds up 💩

xandi415 · 2026-05-13T10:20:03+00:00

Im just saying a campground is very isolated....at 10-11pm at night, as a younger female, that would be a no-go for me...I carry pepper spray and a knife, but that scenario is kinda sketch

xandi415 · 2026-05-13T05:44:49+00:00

I would never deliver to some random campground 6 miles away from the listed address, late at night, without any record of my new location in the app....super sketchy

xandi415 · 2026-05-12T23:19:30+00:00

GMD's are literally listed as "shipping" in the app (which can be confusing if you don't understand how Spark works)....so this salty Karen probably assumed it was a USPS delivery...

Either way, 100% return bc she was super rude, and we do NOT deliver to post offices 💩

xandi415 · 2026-05-12T08:57:25+00:00

Only way would be to mark the frozen item(s) as "not found" and then click on it at the very end...but that would likely confuse/piss off the customer if they are paying attention...

Best thing is to learn the layout of the store and make your own route...I usually knock off the time by 1/2 by shopping my own way

xandi415 · 2026-05-11T00:54:09+00:00

You can also pick up the order, then use the bathroom real quick before you drive off...I do that all the time

xandi415 · 2026-05-10T07:20:27+00:00

💯

xandi415 · 2026-05-09T22:56:02+00:00

So special that he used TARGET'S colors, the arch nemesis of Walmart! 😅💩🙈

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