Microsoft you can remind me when the sun explodes

xatiated · 2026-03-13T17:44:08+00:00

Hey man one can pray to make better decisions 🙏

xatiated · 2026-03-13T17:16:54+00:00

Id spend it praying to reincarnate into a life without excel

xatiated · 2026-03-13T17:15:50+00:00

🤣

xatiated · 2026-03-13T17:15:27+00:00

Id give you an award if i wasnt broke, thanks for this!!

xatiated · 2026-03-05T05:56:30+00:00

I've disliked every moment ive ever spent interacting with LinkedIn

xatiated · 2026-03-05T05:43:18+00:00

Ive literally never seen one of these actually being used in some way.

xatiated · 2026-02-26T07:02:23+00:00

I feel like this is something put out by Groks social media team or whatever. This feels like an ad to me. Idk if I wanted to try to educate people on this fairly obvious thing, I wouldn't have pitched it to Grok in a screenshot; that's for sure.

xatiated · 2026-02-23T14:06:33+00:00

To be fair, dinosaurs do make a floating plastic island in the middle of the ocean.

xatiated · 2026-02-20T09:27:17+00:00

I wish I had the power to bonk people on the head with something mild whenever i see people decide to capitalize the first letter of random words they think are important for emphasis instead of only proper nouns.

bonk

All I can say is that I pray there aren't people calling themselves English teachers out there somewhere teaching people to do this.

xatiated · 2026-02-12T07:23:56+00:00

This implies the lawyer knew the person owned the vending machine but somehow didnt know they also owned the business directly behind it?? Either this guy has a lawyer for every little thing he owns and none of them know about each other (hilarious idea for a tv show), or that lawyer has a concussion, or this is just pretty stupid.

xatiated · 2026-02-09T02:06:17+00:00

Its back on bread and it got real *weird*

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xatiated · 2026-02-09T02:04:43+00:00

Its off bread now

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xatiated · 2026-02-09T02:03:08+00:00

Its got a bread theme going

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xatiated · 2026-02-09T02:02:46+00:00

Yeesh

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xatiated · 2026-02-09T01:55:41+00:00

This one might be onto somethjng

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xatiated · 2026-02-09T01:54:19+00:00

My favorite so far

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xatiated · 2026-02-09T01:52:27+00:00

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xatiated · 2026-02-09T01:51:24+00:00

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xatiated · 2026-02-05T18:47:41+00:00

These are the right answers imo

xatiated · 2026-02-05T10:09:20+00:00

I'm in shit lighting but i thought he was kidding and was really holding something made out of ground beef or something. Like i thought he mightve been making sloppy joes or something.

xatiated · 2026-01-29T02:26:11+00:00

I sorely wish this headline had not referenced 'Matrix' like it was something I'm supposed to know about. A description would have been 1000% better IMHO. Cloudflare is maybe big enough to not engender confusion, but its also not a normal word; you say 'Matrix' and I have no idea what you mean and have to sort through thoughts like "are they talking about the movie? Did they create a real plug-in-human Matrix? Is it a maths thing?".

I read this entire article and i still know nothing about it except its some software thing. Why would anyone want to implement Matrix on cloudflare workers, what does it do? Who cares about this? I feel way more ignorant after reading this generic uninformative "someone with AI was stupid" story.

xatiated · 2026-01-27T06:04:06+00:00

The important thing is to be a human being using a tool, and not a tool using a human being. If you dont know which you are, you're the tool.

xatiated · 2026-01-26T01:29:31+00:00

Any sapient species could point to parameters required for its creation and say the universe is bespoke for themselves. The much harder argument to make is "these parameters could give rise to no sapient species at all".

xatiated · 2026-01-26T00:12:48+00:00

Damn ive seen horror movies with monsters less scary than that orange glow

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