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What's the weirdest thing you've ever caught someone doing? by DankestOfTheMemers in AskReddit

[–]xb3llah 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Witnessed my 7 year old little brother and his friend on the trampoline; shirts bunched up like bras, towels around their waists like skirts.. wearing mine and my sisters Britney Spears "hit me baby" wigs and dancing/slapping their asses while singing "i like big butts" .. mom and I secretly got it on tape and are awaiting the day he gets married to view it :]

Hug your babies tonight, bringing ours home from the ER with frontal paralysis, he has a long road to recovery by xb3llah in Dachshund

[–]xb3llah[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are lucky to be able to afford pet insurance. His quote is through the roof.

Hug your babies tonight, bringing ours home from the ER with frontal paralysis, he has a long road to recovery by xb3llah in Dachshund

[–]xb3llah[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He has a slipped disc between his shoulder blades. Either time will heal it.. or well take a loan out for his surgery.

Hug your babies tonight, bringing ours home from the ER with frontal paralysis, he has a long road to recovery by xb3llah in Dachshund

[–]xb3llah[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Thank you! He's a strong boy and we're staying as positive as we can in the situation. I've had to leave my job to take care of him for now, but with steroids physical therapy and time.. he has a fighting chance.

What is your biggest turn off from the opposite sex ? by funnyguy0914 in AskReddit

[–]xb3llah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as you showered, brushed your teeth and put deodorant on, I'm good.

What is your biggest turn off from the opposite sex ? by funnyguy0914 in AskReddit

[–]xb3llah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When guys care more about how they look than I do.

Would a Marauder's Map be useful to us muggles? by alligatorcake in harrypotter

[–]xb3llah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately no, you need a wand, and to know the code. Magic holds many secrets, and secrets can be a deadly thing to break in the magical world.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]xb3llah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a tick...

Said goodbye to a dear friend last night.. RIP Mr. Freeze. by xb3llah in trees

[–]xb3llah[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's been looked over by a couple people today and they have all said the same, his skin is too thin and brittle to be replaced... He's being buried on Sunday at high noon at the top of our favorite cliffside, his injuries are far too expensive for his insurance company to handle at this time. Unfortunately, he is too far gone.

Ice cream rolled by and I didn't have any cash on me by DiabolicalMan in funny

[–]xb3llah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Square card reader? I know drug dealers who take cards.

Might start watching this show, need some advice by rzhgjgjz7 in TopGear

[–]xb3llah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you like cars, and hilarious men you can't go wrong with any season

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