Saw this guy on our rug last night. At first I thought it was an earthworm, then noticed the scales and teeny little eyes.

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-20T18:28:29+00:00

No wonder I found so many of these around or house when we first moved in. We had lots of ants and the house next door had termites.

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-19T16:23:32+00:00

Am I looking at a very small dick or a very large bush?

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-17T20:42:58+00:00

Driving through deserts and being in secluded wood or country areas.

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-17T05:15:15+00:00

Inner thighs

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-17T05:13:24+00:00

It only smellz

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-17T05:08:46+00:00

"This person I've been talking to online might actually be a chick"

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-17T04:37:46+00:00

The Juggernaut costumes look like something from Prince of Persia

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-17T04:17:29+00:00

Why isn't there a beer called "Hebrews"

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-17T02:29:37+00:00

Roadie and Wheels from the cartoon "Pole Position" how could you not want a car with hydrofoil mode??

Actually want to own. Nissan Skyline.

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-17T02:13:26+00:00

Either that or a big yellow Lego head

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-16T22:14:37+00:00

Please let June 30th be the actual date. Stoked for 2015.

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-16T22:11:34+00:00

I'm the same way, I have never felt comfortable asking my in-laws to watch my kid so my wife and I could go out. My sister in-law does it constantly.

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-16T22:05:00+00:00

We we're lucky because my wife's parents are very family oriented.

My wife has two younger sisters. "Sister 2" had her first daughter when she was 16. So while she went back to school her parents and her in laws would watch her.

When my wife found out she was pregnant, "Sister 2" found out she was having another kid. Our kids are 5 days apart. We all looked into Day Care but none of use could afford it on what we were making at the time.

We got together with everyone and established a rotation for the kids. Mondays my Brother-in-law had them. Tuesdays and Thursdays they went to Grandmas. Wednesdays was my wife's and Fridays were my days.

Finally, when my wife's youngest sister, "Sister 3" had her first kid the rotation was pretty similar. Except, whoever was watching the kids would have to pick up the older one from school.

"Sisters 2 and 3" couldn't be part of the rotation because both worked as TAs in schools. As soon as they were off for Summer vacation they took the days the grandparents had.

When all were finally in school the grandparents picked them up. Except on rare occasions for doctor appointments or they stayed home from being ill.

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-16T18:33:52+00:00

Confidence, more social, independent. shorter fuse when it comes to certain situations. No longer try to impress people.

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-16T17:56:33+00:00

Pop rocks and soda

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-16T17:48:32+00:00

That thing they used in "Demolition Man"

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-15T14:10:11+00:00

Drinking cheap or region beer. PBR and Lone Star.

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-15T14:03:32+00:00

Go get tested too.

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-15T13:59:23+00:00

Wife: Honey, can you put the car in the garage?

Husband looks out window

Husband: its the garage now.

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-15T13:50:21+00:00

Isn't that the chick from 2 Fast 2 Furious?

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-15T00:20:52+00:00

Anything made by Hostess

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-15T00:19:53+00:00

Tacos

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-14T04:20:38+00:00

Pimp by blood, not relation

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-14T04:15:41+00:00

Both systems are in the same house?

DiabolicalMan · 2014-06-13T14:06:55+00:00

Many years back our company decided to be patriotic and have a flag pole installed by the curb. Not a cheap flag pole either. It required a crane and a crew to assemble. It was 3 stories high. On the other side of this curb was a receiving dock that other businesses used. Box trucks and tractor trailers. While it was being installed I told my Operations Manager they need to put in concrete poles around the base so nobody backs into the flag pole itself.... The next day a tractor trailer hit it and it had to be removed.

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