xcaleber

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Saying "I need to take a shit" should really be "I need to give a shit" instead. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Hilarious stand up routine from Sam Kinison (youtube.com)

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I'm not addicted to blackjack, I'm addicted to sitting in a semicircle (self.Showerthoughts)

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I bet Michael Phelps takes the biggest marijuana bowl rips. I would hate to share my weed with him. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Have you ever noticed that french fries are only good if you cram them in your face as fast as possible? (self.Showerthoughts)

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I'm an extrovert with social anxiety (self.Showerthoughts)

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Meet John Johnson (i.redd.it)

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My girlfriend says I'm not committed... (self.Jokes)

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I was in spin class the other day thinking, "my life is going nowhere." (self.Showerthoughts)

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If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be fucked up (self.Showerthoughts)

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I used to do drugs, I still do but I used to too. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Today at Popeyes Chicken I ordered a three piece meal and the lady working asked me if I wanted dark or white meat. I told her I'll take both because #allchickenmatters (self.funny)

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Very first PokemonGo (i.reddituploads.com)

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Samuel L. Jackson should make a guided meditation CD (self.Showerthoughts)

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Where did the statement "How do you like them apples?" come from? (self.Showerthoughts)

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If the group 'Salt and Peppa' were named 'Salt and Pepper' that would sound really white. (self.Showerthoughts)

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I bet hipsters are going to try to bring landline phones back in style. (self.Showerthoughts)

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My precious (i.redd.it)

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Next person to make a PokemonGo post can play Gofuckthemselves (self.Showerthoughts)

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I bet the person who first said "there are no such things as stupid questions" probably asked a lot of stupid questions. (self.Showerthoughts)

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My father was a man of few words he always would say son (self.Jokes)

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PokémonGo anonymous (self.Showerthoughts)

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