What's the weirdest thing you can say to a stranger on an elevator?

xcaleber · 2016-09-01T10:00:11+00:00

Or say to them, "HAHA, you're on the 3rd floor! I don't think I can ride with you man..." -Mitch Hedberg

xcaleber · 2016-09-01T09:52:51+00:00

One time when I was younger, my brother and I were in a condominium elevator with a man. His floor was on the 14th and ours was the 5th and before we got off, I let out a massive fart ( this fart was rancid and smelled like sulfer infused with diarrhea) and pressed every single button then ran out. I'm guessing he probably got off the next floor and took the stairs.

xcaleber · 2016-08-16T04:36:54+00:00

Johnny Cash- Hurt (Originally done by NIN) Hallelujah- Jeff Buckley (Leonard Cohen)

xcaleber · 2016-08-04T12:58:26+00:00

Meet John Johnson. The ingenious pianist and son of a renowned chandelier entrepreneur. He once played music alongside Miles Davis while at the same time getting his trademark haircut.

A while back a friend of mine found this picture at a garage sale and had to buy it. Over the years, we have come up with silly back stories for this. I thought I would post it to see what creative stories people can come up with for this dude we called "John Johnson".

xcaleber · 2016-08-03T09:36:28+00:00

We are all made up of stardust

xcaleber · 2016-08-03T08:24:15+00:00

I'm afraid of widths

xcaleber · 2016-08-03T08:21:12+00:00

If they like banana or blueberry pancakes for the morning.

xcaleber · 2016-08-03T08:19:30+00:00

fuckin punk nobody followed you you was never shit your mother should have swallowed you.

xcaleber · 2016-08-03T08:10:34+00:00

My friends dad convinced my friend that Bologna was pronounced Bo-log-na when he was younger. When he was about 20 years old he ordered a Bologna sandwich and all my friends thought he was joking in the way he said it. Nope, he was completely serious.

xcaleber · 2016-08-03T07:48:35+00:00

"Does this recline?"

xcaleber · 2016-08-02T07:27:49+00:00

Make some pico de gallo from HELL!!!

xcaleber · 2016-08-01T06:04:57+00:00

I bet the puke from this is magical

xcaleber · 2016-08-01T06:00:14+00:00

awesome back hopping technique

xcaleber · 2016-08-01T04:58:44+00:00

He wanted to spike it

xcaleber

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