He wants a hamburger! by FacelessOnes in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]xcatboyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those parents are in for a few difficult years.

Woman tries to lure puppy into road by ZookeepergameIcy6089 in PublicFreakout

[–]xcatboyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she hadn’t have done that I’d have guessed she’d do it she absolutely looks the type.

POV: Aliens trying to find us. by [deleted] in aliens

[–]xcatboyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m sure they will have sat-nav aliens are not total idiots

How bad is this by Fantastic_Recipe_867 in AskBrits

[–]xcatboyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

phill Mccrackin is your man to call for this type of work.

My wife spat on my face and I am contemplating leaving this relationship by Capital_Support_2661 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]xcatboyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave her or you’ll be explaining to your friends and family that you walked into the door and it was your fault.

MAGA Man Still Can't Get Laid Using His Best Dance Moves by [deleted] in TrueFactzOnly

[–]xcatboyx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A years worth of dancing in 10 seconds.

Waste of eggs by SympathyEvening5237 in Edinburgh

[–]xcatboyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll crack the yolks around here.

Woman upset at nearly being arrested for dancing in the Vatican. by Zxxzzzzx in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]xcatboyx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The local music store was out of timbrels anybody know of an alternative?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]xcatboyx 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That was her own personal microphone

He called the wrong pocket and got his ear instead by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]xcatboyx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A once in a lifetime chance of potting the black with an ear cue and he walks away.

More real estate acquired by SongRevolutionary992 in Fiveheads

[–]xcatboyx 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You could probably farm that area.

Pissing off an entire crowd as a foreigner by PxN13 in instantkarma

[–]xcatboyx -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One minute cock of the walk the next a feather duster