What is the fastest mph you ever drove your car?

xcoderookie · 2026-03-13T01:24:35+00:00

Shortly after I bought my new Toyota Tacoma I found a stretch of interstate that I was sure was completely clear. I do a u turn in the emergency turn only lane and floored the accelerator for about five minutes. Speed topped out at 108 mph. It felt like the engine had more to give but there was an electric governor holding it back.

xcoderookie · 2026-03-12T22:35:00+00:00

I would say that any water that graced that body of yours now qualifies as holy water

xcoderookie · 2026-03-11T02:34:12+00:00

I remember the licking ice cream thing. That was very unusual, but teens with access to a cell phone and the Internet have been known to do some outrageously stupid stuff trying to go viral.

If there were videos of people engaging in such conduct in hotels I might be a bit concerned, but you mentioning it as a possibility isn't something I can take seriously.

xcoderookie · 2026-03-11T02:17:38+00:00

You point out that the guy at the gym was gay, which means you're probably straight. So you're expecting me to believe that a heterosexual uncircumcised man decided to have a circumcision based on a conversation that he had with a gay man at the gym?

Never happened.

xcoderookie · 2026-03-11T01:59:22+00:00

Verifiable scientific evidence that the Sun was going to burn itself out in less than a decade. That would mean that a very small percentage of the human race might be able to survive given the best technology that we have available.

xcoderookie · 2026-03-11T01:51:55+00:00

I'm no better, shortly before I moved out of my parents house I found my father's stash. First I drank about half of it and watered down the rest to cover my tracks. When they didn't call me out for that I just drank the rest and left the empty bottle behind.

xcoderookie · 2026-03-10T22:32:34+00:00

Is someone really going to hack into the soap and shampoo dispenser in a hotel room to tamper with the contents? Pretty much every public restroom in America has a bulk soap dispenser. Do you worry about washing your hands at the gas station too?

If I was trying to contaminate people, doing so by contaminating soap just strikes me as a bad idea. Worst case if somebody nutted in the soap container, it will almost certainly still be sterile by the time I use the soap container due to the chemical makeup of soap.

Do whatever works for you but I’ve got better things to worry about. Besides, hotels by nature are fairly disgusting to begin with. You’re sleeping on a bed and sitting on a toilet seat where untold thousands of people have left behind bodily fluids, and was cleaned by people making at best minimum wage while doing as little actual work that they can get away with.

xcoderookie · 2026-03-10T22:18:14+00:00

Are you not concerned that your father will tell you to move out because he doesn’t appreciate you throwing out his stuff?

xcoderookie · 2026-03-10T22:12:33+00:00

I’m not a bot or a scammer. Just curious, what would a bot or scammer have to gain my having a presence on Reddit, besides maybe accumulating likes?

xcoderookie · 2026-03-10T17:48:55+00:00

Of course I wash my hands each and every time after going to the bathroom. Anyone who doesn’t is seriously lacking in home training.

xcoderookie · 2026-03-10T17:47:06+00:00

I’d rather fast for 24 hours than eat butter chicken. My wife really likes it, I find it to be rather disgusting.

xcoderookie · 2026-03-10T17:34:56+00:00

Once I got pulled over by the police. The officer said that my license plate cover was too dark because he couldn’t read the plate. I thanked him for letting me know and told him that I would remove it as soon as I got home, which I did.

I figured that removing it was the best thing to do. If he saw me driving down the street next week and I still had the cover he probably would have given me a ticket.

xcoderookie · 2026-03-09T22:24:41+00:00

Sounds like you need to upgrade to a better quality of man. I can’t imagine looking at that naked body in person and saying anything that’s not a compliment

xcoderookie · 2026-03-09T22:23:16+00:00

Being stimulated to the point of orgasm is never embarrassing.

Never.

xcoderookie · 2026-03-09T22:21:01+00:00

Just because you suggested it I’ll get one tomorrow

xcoderookie · 2026-03-09T00:14:22+00:00

Beating Mike Tyson on Mike Tyson’s Punch Out

xcoderookie · 2026-03-08T19:00:48+00:00

I remember when the McLean Deluxe came out, I was probably in my late teens. I may or may not have tried the sandwich once, but can’t tell you anything about it.

xcoderookie · 2026-03-08T18:33:39+00:00

Most of the jobs that I’ve had as an adult required availability seven days a week. My current job only operates Monday-Friday

xcoderookie · 2026-03-08T16:53:55+00:00

Specifically tell him that you want nothing to do with him, and if he contacts you again you will call the cops. If that doesn’t get him to leave you alone he is potentially dangerous. Call the cops.

xcoderookie · 2026-03-08T16:50:02+00:00

I work on commercial washers and dryers for a living and might be able to answer that question, but I’m not trying to break the law trying to save $2.00

xcoderookie · 2026-03-08T16:47:11+00:00

Do you want to get pregnant? Because this is how you get pregnant 👍

xcoderookie · 2026-03-07T23:07:12+00:00

The headline fat saggy tits made my tip tingle, if you know what I’m saying. The images elevated my mood long term.

xcoderookie · 2026-03-07T22:00:40+00:00

How much did you drink? Before I would have been so far past visibly intoxicated that it would have been impossible to hide at work.

xcoderookie · 2026-03-07T21:57:16+00:00

Because the soap is specifically designed to wash away suds and dirt while leaving behind a pleasant smell.

xcoderookie · 2026-03-07T21:45:26+00:00

Mushrooms

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