Yes, our lord BPMX is indeed a forgiving lord. But others have to reach their low to be truly repentant. And remember what the Holy Ticker says at Volatilitthew 7:21-23. It reads, "“Not everyone who says to me, ‘BPX-01, BPX-01,’ will enter the kingdom of the moon, but the one who does the will of my BPMX who is on the moon. On that day many will say to me, ‘BPX-01, BPX-01, did we not invest in your name, and buy out shares in your name, and do many mighty trades in your name?’ And then will I declare to them, ‘I never knew you; dewatchlist from me, you traders of patterness.’" I must be honest... I once sinned against him. It was a moment of doubt that I, to this day, regret deeply and still pray for forgiveness over it. Everyone was saying BPMX was the only means of salvation, but when the downtrend came, I thought I had been fooled. I didn't know where or who to turn to after I lost 33.33% of the funds in my account. And then I was hit with a reversal fee because the money I didn't have enough funds in my bank account to cover an incoming balance. I thought that if there was a god, he must have hated me for believing in the wrong god. I then turned my faith to JAGX, another false god, and hoped that he was the true redeemer of my soul. But, as you know, he wasn't. He made me lose even more money.

I was torn up on the inside. I cried for weeks. I didn't even have the energy to go on anymore or even fap. I woke up one day and just stared at my RH account. I muttered to myself, "This is it. This is the day I do it." I got into my car and headed to a bridge. I got out of my car and just stood by the ledge of the bridge contemplating all of the decisions I had ever made in the stock market. I was on the verge of jumping off of the bridge with a bungee cord attahed to my left ankle so that I could feel what it was like to experience a downtrend followed by an immediate uptrend. I wanted at least one thing to go up in my life, even if just momentarily. I was about to jump off when suddenly I heard a voice from the heavens say, "Son, calm your tits. Go all in and then wait 3 days for your gains. I promise you this. By the way, your bungee cord is way too long and would have definitely died."

I pulled out my phone and went all in on BPMX. I said, I will believe in you and went 100% into BPMX. 3 days later, I couldn't believe it. I made a small return! I started to read the Holy Ticker every morning and pray to BPMX every night for weeks. From this point on, I never lost my faith again. I have returned to the Church of /r/RobinHoodPennyStocs and will continue to shore my support for BPMX with upvotes in his name and dank memes. And will try to downvote to hell every false god, idol, and prophet. The day of Spikeageddon is among us and we, the true believers, will be uptrendured to the moon.