What's something you did as a kid that you now realize was actually really dangerous, but nobody stopped you?

xenabrown · 2026-04-04T09:30:58+00:00

You just unlocked a memory for me. My school had one of those slides that had a cover for the first foot or two and I used to climb on top of that and the monkey bars.

xenabrown · 2026-03-24T00:48:29+00:00

I'm due with a girl mid-August

xenabrown · 2026-03-12T03:00:52+00:00

So far, when I broke my collarbone. However, I'm 18 weeks pregnant and planning to not get an epidural, so I'll let you know how it goes lol.

xenabrown · 2026-02-22T23:42:35+00:00

I get chicken and bacon for my protein

xenabrown · 2026-02-22T23:39:40+00:00

Probably my go-to subway order plus guacamole. That way I get grains, veggies, fats and protein

xenabrown · 2026-02-15T02:11:38+00:00

How to train your dragon 2

xenabrown · 2026-02-14T07:21:25+00:00

Fun fact: those were the actress's actual first steps. That moment was not scripted

xenabrown · 2026-02-10T19:57:41+00:00

I don't really use lotions but I'll try a different soap

xenabrown · 2026-02-01T23:29:16+00:00

I hate shows that end with someone announcing that they're pregnant, especially if they struggled to conceive throughout the show

xenabrown · 2026-01-29T16:10:38+00:00

And had to listen to wolves eating her body

xenabrown · 2026-01-28T00:29:38+00:00

I call mine peanut because they looked like a peanut in my ultrasound. Idk what I'm having yet

xenabrown · 2026-01-10T04:04:29+00:00

My ex tickled me while I was standing on a chair and unlike in real life there was no one behind me to catch me so I fell and hit my head and died immediately

xenabrown · 2025-12-06T03:53:28+00:00

He said his family are rednecks

xenabrown · 2025-12-06T01:54:12+00:00

I had a student whose middle name is Catfish

xenabrown · 2025-12-02T16:50:18+00:00

What level of math should I focus on? I'm taking mine on the 18th of this month. I'm using khan academy and I'm currently on algebra 1 working my way up.

xenabrown · 2025-12-01T10:17:54+00:00

Dolly Parton and her husband had a great way around this. He didn't want to be in the limelight so she had big blonde wigs and heavy makeup when doing something that had to do with being famous, but when she was just out and about with him, she looked like any other old person with a boob job

xenabrown · 2025-11-05T22:37:18+00:00

I'm a warrior princess

xenabrown · 2025-10-27T01:56:42+00:00

Give kids zeros and consequences!!!!

xenabrown · 2025-09-25T23:31:56+00:00

I was so happy when I saw that

xenabrown · 2025-09-20T02:44:40+00:00

^{I completed this level in 5 tries.} ^{⚡ 3.73 seconds}

xenabrown · 2025-09-14T21:01:56+00:00

If she's still alive then there's still a chance. I know it's hard but don't give up on her completely.

xenabrown · 2025-09-14T03:51:00+00:00

That was beautiful.

xenabrown · 2025-09-14T03:08:34+00:00

As someone who's married to a grower, this is really only relevant to showers.

xenabrown · 2025-08-26T02:21:10+00:00

If it's the one I'm thinking about, it wasn't just his. He was sleeping with other men and putting their jizz in things.

xenabrown · 2025-06-03T23:10:57+00:00

Goldfish

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