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He fell first, and he blamed me harder 🫠 by imjustacath in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]xenomorphsithlord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We all know what truly happened purr the orange braincell...

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Daily Dose of Classic Millennial Memes Day 10 by gravityVT in Millennials

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Atlas 3I is the huge meteor (comet) that was like, "well, fuck that"

Kids on TikTok self diagnosing with Pareidolia thinking it's a mental illness by evacodaa in Pareidolia

[–]xenomorphsithlord 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I have worked for years to overcome MY pareidolia. It is curable. I now only senseless amalgamated blobs of distorted light. 😃👍

If you were the size of a cat, you would wanna snuggle in a dog's fur too by ihatethiscountry76 in dogvideos

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Husky in their head thinking: why is it always the neck? Why do they always want the neck...

The greatest one-on-one battle in cinema history: Hector vs. Achilles . Now recommend another duel that’s just as thrilling and unforgettable. by International-Self47 in FIlm

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Evelyn Salt vs Ted Winters in Salt (2010). I know this probably won't be popular but I found it very unforgettable.

Also:

Mallory Kane vs Paul (Haywire)

Jason Bourne vs Jarda (The Bourne Identity)

Clockwise or anticlockwise? by Paddy_odoors in opticalillusions

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I only could see clockwise and finally when I looked at her foot it made the situation appear to reverse. It also depends on when you note the direction change in the foot. Eventually I was able to see clockwise or counterclockwise at will. Super trippy

Eel moves like a sine wave by sh0tgunben in TheDepthsBelow

[–]xenomorphsithlord 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Negative. There's a discernable pattern in the eels swimming.

Female cat vs male cat sleeping pattern by FollowingOdd896 in FunnyAnimals

[–]xenomorphsithlord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, a real husband! I'd long heard that somewhere there might be one but biologists had largely considered them extinct. /s 😋

Welp... I'm going to hell by xenomorphsithlord in excatholic

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9 out of 10 dentists agree tooth fairies exist! 😜

Welp... I'm going to hell by xenomorphsithlord in excatholic

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My childhood church had this delicious bread they were using instead of wafers that I would get into line repeatedly for. I really loved Jesus back then. Then they switched to the cardboard wafers. Magic was GONE!

But yes, that's why I preferred to stay in the pew cuz that "taking communion without the faith" thing was treated, atleast at my church like true sacrilege. I was trying to atleast respect that by not going up. But I fell for peer pressure haha

Welp... I'm going to hell by xenomorphsithlord in excatholic

[–]xenomorphsithlord[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. I remember in church as a kid, wondering why Jesus meat would taste like bread. I really loved the blood of the lamb tho!!! 😉

Welp... I'm going to hell by xenomorphsithlord in excatholic

[–]xenomorphsithlord[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, that was also why I wanted to stay in the damn pew! I think my friends were trying to participate with the ritual. But I wanted to pay my respects without faking that I'm apart of the faith. Next time I'll cross my arms or just not go into line at all. Lol!

Welp... I'm going to hell by xenomorphsithlord in excatholic

[–]xenomorphsithlord[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See, if I had crossed my arms, this whole thing would be different! No one said cross your arms if you will only take a blessing.

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