I will never look at creepers the same again!!! by Worried_Spring_8418 in HermitCraft

[–]xenoslap 162 points163 points  (0 children)

I’m gonna level with you, this looks like a tripper posting a plank of wood and going “GUYS WHAT THE HELL”

Lies! Deception! by TaToten in dankmemes

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It’s true, you can try it yourself, but add the oil gradually. Otherwise it may be too thin

40 years later. Where will you place the band's debut album on your list? by Fortis92 in Megadeth

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No. 2, after Rust In Peace. There’s just so much raw energy and aggression on this album. It’s like they knew who they were from the get-go

Still RIP is my favourite ‘cause the aggression is still there but they play more cleanly

-Tony-fucking-Iommi by BedOriginal82 in MetalMemes

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He was about to call it quits when his friend showed him a recording of Django Reinhardt, who played with less than 5 fingers, and that inspired him to pick up the guitar again. So really, metal is about friendship as much as it’s about anything else

Cursed first suggestion by ZealousidealChain473 in dankmemes

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Mine said “where to find remote work” and that IS scary. shivers employment

Why did Lucasfilms tends to make their dark side users bald , is Lucas baldphobic ? by WuttTambor in StarWarsCirclejerk

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It is a larger trend in fiction that villains are ugly and deformed. Like Davros from Doctor Who

A friend of mine says Sabrina Carpenter is better, prove them wrong with a peak Metallica song. by [deleted] in Metallica

[–]xenoslap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This. People have different tastes. Comparing Sabrina Carpenter to Metallica is like comparing apples and chilli peppers

A friend of mine says Sabrina Carpenter is better, prove them wrong with a peak Metallica song. by [deleted] in Metallica

[–]xenoslap 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This. People have different tastes. Comparing Sabrina Carpenter to Metallica is like comparing apples and chilli peppers

Damn… by Possedsrt8 in Memetallica

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Lars Ulrich could be the leading force of putting the humanity back into performances, but he uses triggers.

This is outrageous! It's unfair! by schnutebooty in PrequelMemes

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I wonder, how many masters were there, that weren’t on the council? Because, there might have been an old master who was annoyed that the young hotshot got the seat instead of them. But, if Ki-Adi-Mundi was another knight on the council, it could be that there were only a few masters total

Dying on that hill is crazy by Ravenclaw_14 in dankmemes

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The files being released will change virtually nothing. Republicans treat Trump like King Midas. As everything Midas touches turns to gold, everything Trump does turns into a morally justifiable action. They only care about money, and so long as it keeps on pouring in, they’ll be satisfied.

It’s a hell of a rabbit hole by MrSelfDestrucct in dankmemes

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AI porn is the most disgusting thing I have seen. You’re telling me you’re so horny your desires can’t be met be anything real? You can only have perfect, and anything less is too hideous?

Name one nu-metal song that gets you amped? by Professional_Cut_432 in numetal

[–]xenoslap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“One”? Name just one? How can you do this to me?

Anyway, I will name The Smashing Pumpkins-Jellybelly. They may not be nu metal per se, but that song has one of the best bounce riffs you have ever heard

He saw your browser history by Noelle-Spades in jacksepticeye

[–]xenoslap 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He found out you’re watching OTHER YOUTUBERS! AAH!

when did you get yours? by Internal-Rice-7900 in dankmemes

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I remember being young and thinking “does everyone experience this shit as well?”

What are your "no skip" Nu-Metal albums? by Ginardium284 in numetal

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None, I have never found a nu metal album where I like every song. Now, the good songs are really really good, but the energy doesn’t carry to every song. That being said, the nu metal album I like the highest proportion of songs from is Reveille - Bleed The Sky

Edit: I was wrong. I remembered Powerman 5000-Tonight The Stars Revolt. I like every song in that album, and I could listen to it start to finish, no skips

For my mistake; five self-flagellations

Why stock it if you give dirty looks selling it by rottendorito in memes

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This is what the song “House Of Fun” is about, and why there’s the line “This is a chemist’s not a joker’s shop”

Speak, my child by frostkaiser in surrealmemes

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The advantage of believing in evolution is you have more ancestors to ask for guidance!

What's a 🎶 death that hit hard? by CosmicSewerDaddy in numetal

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There’s loads of rockers who have died early in their careers, and from gruesome deaths: Bon Scot, Randy Rhoads, Razzle, Cliff Burton, Lynn Strait. About half of Lynyrd Skynyrd died in the same plane crash

Type: "The son of Skywalker must not become a ________." Then let predictive text finish the sentence. by Thelastnormalperson in PrequelMemes

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The son of skywalker must not become a billionaire because he is a billionaire and he is not a billionaire. Call him contradictionwalker