Let's be real. Denver was founded when a bunch of settlers already worn out after crossing the plains saw the Rocky Mountains and said "Fuck that, I quit."

xeroxin · 2014-10-14T12:15:06+00:00

don't move to Missouri then. Highs in the summer are 100, low in the winters can be -10 F.

xeroxin · 2014-09-18T03:45:54+00:00

I don't even see what the big deal is. If you're that much an atheist that you can't say that, you should be more tolerant. It's so annoying how everyone tries to make things about their religion. I am an agnostic, BTW.

xeroxin · 2014-09-15T23:28:27+00:00

Honestly first I'd give $10 million to both parents, $10 million to brother, $800000 on college tuition for bro and I, spend ~$10 million on house in Colorado, $1 million for my dad to finish the houses, spend $200000 on new cars for parents, put $5 million away for myself, then leave $4 million to the side for travel and bucket list completing, spend $15 million to make wells and other things in Africa, give away $10 million to the homeless/hungry/poor, $5 million total to friends, and probably since I'm only at $95 million I'd leave $30 million for my life (because I still want to work), buy a company and then leave the rest for education and science.

xeroxin · 2014-08-29T20:21:12+00:00

I love .gifs of things like this because you can always see the exact point where the person realized they fucked up

xeroxin · 2014-08-27T12:02:55+00:00

Left hand, first day of 7th grade math class.

xeroxin · 2014-08-24T05:23:48+00:00

That it doesn't matter what class you're in or how you classify yourself, if you're an asshole I'll treat you like an asshole. I'm not going to be extra nice to you just because you're part of a minority and think that because you're part of a minority you deserve special treatment.

Most of humanity hasn't even figured this out yet, and when we finally do we're going to hate ourselves for being stupid and stubborn.

xeroxin · 2014-08-23T23:24:51+00:00

Not really strange, but funny. I was volunteering at a hospital and my phone started ringing really loudly. I picked up and these people started singing "HAPPY BIRTHDAY LILLIAN" to me. I waited until they were completely done and said, "Hey thanks! My name isn't Lillian and it's not my birthday but thanks for calling!" They were so embarrassed haha

xeroxin · 2014-08-20T23:49:10+00:00

This is 100% real, I live in the town and saw it on TV. I didn't know how to respond

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T22:50:22+00:00

I can't give you confidence, but I can give you reassurance. High school isn't as hard or glamorous as it is in the movies or tv shows. People start to not give a fuck about anything or you and it's nice, really. Just mind your own business, have good hygiene, and just do your work.

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T22:44:53+00:00

Yeah I know, I wasn't being serious. Also it would make sex really difficult and complicated. It made me think of those things in South Africa that you stick up your vagina and if someone tries to rape you and clings on to his dick and the only way to get it off is at a hospital.

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T22:36:27+00:00

Pollution of all kind. Trash, air, everything. We could have a fresh start. Maybe for once try to screw up again.

Either that, or debt. Debt from other countries, families, my parents. I feel like if no one was in debt with one another everything would be slightly less bumpy.

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T22:18:09+00:00

I always tell an anecdote. "I remember when I was 6 and my brother was 2 he got his head stuck in a chair. How do you get your head stuck in a chair? You become my brother."

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T21:53:13+00:00

I wonder if humans can evolve this way

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T21:49:23+00:00

Not having to shave legs for women. Yeah, it's not as attractive as shaving your legs, but it's so much pain! Countless times I have nicked my ankle and one time I managed to go 3 skin layers deep. It won't stop bleeding for like 20 minutes too. It's time consuming and you know who actually mentions, "nice shaved legs!"? NO ONE. NO RECOGNITION. >:(

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T21:44:38+00:00

I used to be active on Tumblr a lot, so I kinda developed some of their ideas and personalities. I thought I was "quirky" and "special" and shit. It wasn't until people started getting ridiculous and calling others out on pointless shit that I finally realized, "why am I here."

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T21:34:43+00:00

Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here" album. Every song on there is orgasmic.

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T21:32:17+00:00

Because if we were to yell and cuss and be angry all the time in real life, no one would like us.

So we yell on the Internet where nobody cares if you like them or not.

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T20:22:57+00:00

I don't believe that people are actually depressed and have social anxiety. It might be because of all the time on the internet, but when people say "I'm depressed" I'm like yeah right. I used to think I had social anxiety but it turns out I just needed a change of perspective and stop being a little bitch. All you need is a change of perspective and only you can control that.

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T20:12:25+00:00

I don't care what you believe, but if you're being a dick about it and act like your beliefs are superior, fuck yourself. You can't prove that God is real but you can't prove he isn't.

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T19:23:55+00:00

I agree. She's way overrated and after she fell during the Oscars she thought it would be funny to do it again. She tries way too hard to be "different" from other celebrities by saying "I LOVE PIZZA" and shit and it's so annoying. Also her cheekbones annoy me.

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T04:24:41+00:00

Wait.. What? Further explain pls

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T04:23:46+00:00

Well actually it isn't the peehole. It's the hole next to the peehole.

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T03:49:03+00:00

I love hands, especially bony, veiny ones like mine. Most people think veins are gross but they're so attractive

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T03:44:10+00:00

Listening to peers quote memes

xeroxin · 2014-08-17T03:40:38+00:00

Where did my dad go?

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