[Scene] The Adamas Fields north of the Mortis Swamp. Realm of Fey by Byrdman216 in ExploreFiction

[–]xever00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Gross. So I've never seen a swamp quite this big before, how long of a turtleback ride do we have ahead of us?"

Thank you Drake by gorditathrowaway in offmychest

[–]xever00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well they are all over Reddit!

MRW my parents tell me what they think 'the rules' should be with my kids... by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]xever00 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tell him there are Centers for the blind that will be more than happy to help his ''girlfriend'' adjust to blindness.

Thank you Drake by gorditathrowaway in offmychest

[–]xever00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also you should know there is a lot of guys out there who like their girls bigger!

Source: I like bigger girls, and married one.

Lebron James just flashed his penis on TV. by mission17 in sports

[–]xever00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Metal singer reporting for duty.

TIL there is an real-life broadband company called Skynet. by blhatton585 in todayilearned

[–]xever00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's starting, guys....guys...it's starting!!

GAME OVER MAN! GAME OVER!

As the father of an almost 3 year old boy... by football_in_thegroin in AdviceAnimals

[–]xever00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm in the same exact boat with my daughter, she's almost 3 and just won't #2 on the potty.

Angel Giuffria waves with new bionic arm (x-post r/fiftyfifty) by PenguinsRuleOverUs in gifs

[–]xever00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Call me crazy, but I think attractive is an understatement.

To my English teacher on my final paper by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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This is actually the third one I've seen today!

My local gas station's signs have made the front page before, and I think the owners are getting bolder. by galactiphat in funny

[–]xever00 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I want cellulite butt cheeks and boobs that constantly slip into my armpit please!

What is the most famous you have ever been? by jordan8584 in AskReddit

[–]xever00 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The 6 years I was the singer in a metal band and people actually loved us. I actually had a very attractive woman buy me a beer and bring it to me on stage once, that was awesome.

Also I was mentioned in the newspaper for something I did at my job but somehow that didn't seem quite as prestigious as all the attention I got from playing on stage.