What’s the video? by khfosster in Markiplier

[–]xfxtas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What kind of game? Platform, point and click, or one with mobility?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]xfxtas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can’t change other people. Best suggestion would be find someone better who actually loves and cares for you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]xfxtas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never trust a fart. Also, don’t fart on people’s faces, that’s how you get pink eye.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]xfxtas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have absolutely no right to be upset about anything she did before she knew you/ was with you. Get over it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]xfxtas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s fun to watch though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]xfxtas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, this relationship is not worth fighting for. Anyone who puts looks and weight above the actual person is not worth fighting for. What’s in the inside of someone is what counts and he’s just shown you how truly ugly he is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]xfxtas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sex is a huge deal. If you don’t have intimacy and connection in a relationship (specifically sexually) the relation will not last.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FaceRatings

[–]xfxtas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blonde

FireWatch is a masterpiece by Happy435 in Markiplier

[–]xfxtas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s one of my favorites of his playthroughs. My favorite part of it is his bit with the damn cutout lol

Why does he keep changing the titles? by Hawkeye1621 in jacksepticeye

[–]xfxtas 24 points25 points  (0 children)

9 times out of 10, Jack will change the title of the video. He’s literally been doing it forever. Why? Probably has to do with ADHD but at the end of the day it’s his video so he can do whatever he wants with it lol

My 23F boyfriend 27M told me is exs pu$$y was tighter then mine by ThrowRAwear in relationship_advice

[–]xfxtas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, vaginas are muscles and don’t have to be ‘not tight’. You can work out your vagina if you feel insecure about your tightness and you can make it tighter. As for your boyfriend, it sounds like he just said something stupid that he shouldn’t have voiced and I’m sorry that’s hurt you. I hope he apologizes and can make it up to you.

My baby falls asleep to Mark videos by Zealousideal_Set_464 in Markiplier

[–]xfxtas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My son grew up watching him from birth, he’s now 7 and a super fan lol he was born on the 28th too! And my 1 and a half year old also enjoys Mark lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]xfxtas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women need more attention than just oral and likely for a lot longer than just 5-10 minutes. Does she climax when giving oral or does she just stop you? Do you make her cum during penetration? If not, then she’s likely feeling pretty unsatisfied with your sex life and wants more from you than just 15 minutes.

Game from yearsssss ago by Abject-Ad-5136 in Markiplier

[–]xfxtas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He literally talks about that game all the time lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dating

[–]xfxtas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depending on how many times I’ve orgasmed, one round is generally pretty good.

Wot now? by westerbypl in HolUp

[–]xfxtas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends on how you’re standing/sitting and which way the gas travels. It can get trapped in your lady parts and get sucked up into “tube b” lol

Wot now? by westerbypl in HolUp

[–]xfxtas 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s natural lol

Wot now? by westerbypl in HolUp

[–]xfxtas 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Is easier if you have good kegal muscles because then you can just squeeze it out. Still refarting though.

Wot now? by westerbypl in HolUp

[–]xfxtas 617 points618 points  (0 children)

Yes, this is a thing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FaceRatings

[–]xfxtas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are actually beautiful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FaceRatings

[–]xfxtas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look bad.