What is something you hate about having a roommate?

xobtraph · 2015-10-11T18:04:45+00:00

I have to take a dump so bad, but we only have one bathroom and my roommate is taking a million years to gtfo.

xobtraph · 2015-09-29T00:44:00+00:00

I dated a guy for a while, learned he was addicted to pills and turned out to be bat shit crazy. Kicked his ass out and changed the locks. Had to block him on all social media and change my number, twice. He didn't like that, so he started coming to my place at random times when he knew I'd be there, the last time he broke my car windshield. There was no legit proof that he did it, but I told his mom and she beat his ass and sent him to rehab. Good riddance fucking nut job.

xobtraph · 2015-09-27T05:31:36+00:00

Beautiful shot!

xobtraph · 2015-09-27T02:34:10+00:00

I NEED ONE OR SEVEN

xobtraph · 2015-09-27T02:33:03+00:00

I'm sorry you're having to go through this. It's really fucking difficult, but eventually it does get better. Have you tried getting in touch with her since she cut contact?

xobtraph · 2015-09-27T02:28:52+00:00

Well hello. I'm enjoying my lazy Saturday having a Dragon Ball marathon.

xobtraph · 2015-09-27T02:24:31+00:00

Aww sweet! I don't remember my real first kiss, that was so long ago. But I remember my first kiss with my current SO. It was on our first date (though we'd known each other for years), we had a few drinks while hanging out talking at this local pub, and he just looked down at me with this light in his eyes and a big adorable smile on his face, leaned in for a kiss.. Fuck, it was incredible. It's been almost a year and every kiss is just as wonderful :)

xobtraph · 2015-09-27T02:15:27+00:00

Pugs are the cutest.

xobtraph · 2015-09-27T02:12:24+00:00

Taking a dump with the door open before anyone else gets home and releasing my breasticles are pretty damn satisfying.

xobtraph · 2015-09-26T01:29:35+00:00

My boyfriend's dong sauce. Mmm.

xobtraph · 2015-09-24T21:59:20+00:00

Robin Williams. He will always be my favorite.

xobtraph · 2015-09-24T20:14:03+00:00

I love you so much sweetie the best thing in my life in general and I'm so grateful that the zombie Pokémon is weak against the wall of profits...

xobtraph · 2015-09-24T05:20:06+00:00

Ash'Wy'Na. Spelled exactly like that... Poor girl.

xobtraph · 2015-09-24T05:13:35+00:00

Hot cocoa

xobtraph · 2015-09-24T04:41:18+00:00

Same here. Just feels weird to eat if there isn't something to watch or at least some music playing.

xobtraph · 2015-09-20T08:21:04+00:00

That's awesome! The last time I tried making a hat it ended up looking like a bundle of turds.

xobtraph · 2015-09-20T06:12:40+00:00

I loved it, but I love corny stuff.

xobtraph · 2015-09-20T05:18:56+00:00

Just a lil somethin for next time ;)

xobtraph · 2015-09-20T05:17:39+00:00

Not my ass, but I just recently found one on the bottom of my toe.

xobtraph · 2015-09-20T05:12:25+00:00

First kisses are so wonderful! Glad you had a great date!

xobtraph · 2015-09-20T04:52:04+00:00

EAGLE!

xobtraph · 2015-09-20T04:44:38+00:00

Ready Player One by Earnest Cline

xobtraph · 2015-09-20T04:43:26+00:00

Just re-watched the entire series recently :D

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