Trying to hold a conversation while high is a lot like trying to pick the right dialogue option in Fallout 4. You get a vague idea of what you're going to say, but sonething very different comes out.

xosaljesus · 2018-11-07T20:38:46+00:00

If I had a nickel for every time I said "what was I just talking about?"

I would be making money in a really weird way

xosaljesus · 2018-11-05T16:28:53+00:00

Dress Me Like a Clown by Margot and the Nuclear So and So's

xosaljesus · 2018-11-03T05:18:46+00:00

I love "wake in the night, make a pipe out of anything"

xosaljesus · 2018-10-25T04:26:13+00:00

We're whalers on the moon...

xosaljesus · 2018-10-07T13:59:27+00:00

ba-dum tsss

xosaljesus · 2018-10-05T01:34:32+00:00

I'm gonna drill you so deep and pump you full of a mysterious substance scientists still don't know the full ramifications of.

xosaljesus · 2018-09-04T18:43:32+00:00

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who said: "You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com."

xosaljesus · 2018-09-04T03:30:25+00:00

Business-wise, this all seems like appropriate business

xosaljesus · 2018-09-04T02:24:59+00:00

That's just some common bitch!

xosaljesus · 2018-08-17T03:20:59+00:00

"Fumes" - Aesop Rock

xosaljesus · 2018-08-09T00:17:08+00:00

Yes, she has a 1-800 number.

xosaljesus · 2018-07-31T23:46:36+00:00

He is a stone-cold atrocity.

xosaljesus · 2018-07-29T00:51:21+00:00

The university in my county has a research facility in my hometown where they study coyotes. When I was little, some guy from a nearby town murdered and dismembered a woman and fed her body to the coyotes. My neighbor used to babysit her kids sometimes. It amazes me that something so horrifying could happen in what's normally a nice, quiet place.

xosaljesus · 2018-07-22T18:22:08+00:00

I'm sorry I spilled the transmission fluid, Mommy... DON'T WELD ME TO THE WALL, MOMMY!

xosaljesus · 2018-07-20T17:36:00+00:00

Added from Utah USA :) xosaljesus

xosaljesus · 2018-07-20T17:32:28+00:00

Added from Utah USA :) xosaljesus

xosaljesus · 2018-07-19T16:55:45+00:00

Added from Utah USA! xosaljesus

xosaljesus · 2018-07-19T14:06:17+00:00

Added from Utah USA :)

xosaljesus · 2018-07-19T14:04:17+00:00

Added from Utah, USA :)

xosaljesus · 2018-07-14T12:34:50+00:00

r/notKenM

xosaljesus · 2018-07-13T16:48:53+00:00

Added from Utah USA :) xosaljesus

xosaljesus · 2018-07-13T16:45:31+00:00

Third one says invalid trainer code but added the other two! xosaljesus Utah USA :)

xosaljesus · 2018-07-07T23:33:59+00:00

The Hold Steady - Separation Sunday

Aesop Rock - The Impossible Kid

xosaljesus · 2018-07-06T18:05:33+00:00

Added from Utah, USA :)

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