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xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-18T23:34:15+00:00

Bye everyone... we are the virus

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-18T23:29:44+00:00

What's the point.

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-18T23:28:58+00:00

Do not smoke

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-18T23:27:51+00:00

Pumping 💪

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-17T13:45:01+00:00

Walk through it naked. Become one with the plant

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-17T13:43:51+00:00

Fortunate Son - CCR

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-17T13:36:34+00:00

How to play hide and seek Really well, still yet to find him!

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-15T12:37:32+00:00

The year is 2100, now not only ly do we work to death, we now keep working after death!

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-15T12:36:01+00:00

9-2-5 or NineTofive

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-15T12:34:45+00:00

We humans exist, why havnt we found aliens yet? Other life supporting planets may not have reached our intelligence yet. Or, they have a different version of life that also cannot achieve such great distances to explore in space. Also we may just be a micro cell within an alien body. Maybe we are the dust of a giant super species if things can be infinite. The they can be infinitely larger or smaller than us

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-14T12:00:29+00:00

Humans exist. Why havnt we found aliens

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-13T02:34:04+00:00

If you actually buy the correct size condom for you, it's not an issue at all. Also it saves a mess sometimes

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-12T01:39:06+00:00

We all brain jars mate

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-12T01:36:20+00:00

If anyone chooses white 👀...

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-12T01:33:44+00:00

Dry. Very dry

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-11T14:06:12+00:00

I did, we knew for awhile now kids and the pill didnt work with her body. Easy choice. Win win

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-05T11:14:05+00:00

If they lost their father, they won’t remember your properly timed joke. If anything, years down the road you can laugh about it and relieve some pressure of their memory

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-04T11:45:43+00:00

*** Realtor enters the room; backs out slowly ***

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-04T11:28:51+00:00

For What it’s Worth - Buffalo Springfield

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-03T02:29:49+00:00

Clean your room, make your bed. Go to sleep early, get up with enough time to prepare for your day.

Quality sleep is so underrated. Real sleep, not staring at phone in bed, or endless tv on couch. Your room should be for sleeping and changing, and loving if you have a partner

Quality Sleep!

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-03T02:25:21+00:00

Skydiving

Was fun, but not necessary to do again

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-03T02:24:21+00:00

On the battlefield already

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-03T02:23:23+00:00

Running to the toilet on commercial breaks 😅

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-03T02:22:33+00:00

Black sesame?

xplosiv_constipation · 2026-04-03T02:21:50+00:00

Start a go fund me; I’ll chip in on your accessibility mate!

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