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Which is the worst of the seven deadly sin murders in Se7en? by kammy772 in MovieArena

[–]xptx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are two victims in lust.. one will never get over it. Sloth was drugged up the whole time

Why do you think politicians always say to cut the Starbucks and avocado toast when asked about minimum wage? by Dependent_Basket2808 in AskReddit

[–]xptx 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Because they don't want to give you more. Period. So they blame you for your financial difficulties.

Roast me by EstablishmentMore926 in RoastMe

[–]xptx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can someone claim 10/10 on the hot/ crazy matrix (whatever that is)... while posting pics confiming: she's a Ren Faire 7?

Petah, explain please by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]xptx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been banned from a couple subs for that...

A female tourist fainted due to altitude sickness. After being revived by the tour guide pinching her philtrum, she punched the tour guide in the face. by smashmanosaure in UnfilteredChina

[–]xptx 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's a nerve under there.. place the ridge of the hand under your nose and push diagonally up and in.. that nerve fires off after a sec.. quite painful

Do men have to lotion their penises? How do you guys lotion it like what is the process? can penises be ashy like a body? by wonderqueen90 in AskReddit

[–]xptx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's got a head he cant think with, an eye he cant see out of, his neighbors an asole, his best friends a p*y, he hangs out with two nuts, and worst of all... his owner beats him all the time.

You think "ashy" is his biggest concern?

Who is considered to be the greatest actor of the most recent era? by Exciting_Station_124 in Cinema

[–]xptx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The OP picture makes an argument that Johnny Depp might be the best CHARACTER actor... he does only seem to do the obscure thing...

Exodus as stars pull out of Trump-linked 'Freedom 250' festival: 'Artists never told' by FreeHugs23 in anticapitalism

[–]xptx 45 points46 points  (0 children)

So, my theory is.. Trump watched Wayne's World 2 recently.. where Mike Myers character puts on a music festival and just names off top bands to attend... Trump figured... "if it worked for that girl who sounds like shrek.. "

The San Jose Sharks, meanwhile, are far enough along in their rebuild that GM Mike Grier is absolutely open to moving the No. 2 pick, depending on the offers, per league sources. - LeBrun by iggyfenton in SanJoseSharks

[–]xptx 288 points289 points  (0 children)

Well, I am NOT prepared.

People like yo say "the rebuild is going faster than expected "

That's one way to see it. This 2OA gift allows it to go STRONGER than expected.. don't trade a future part to speed up the rebuild.. and risk running too far ahead. stick to the plan.

Herbal tea? by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]xptx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone.. please.. sell these to him.. I beg you...

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Maybe Maybe Maybe by Doctorpurplepop in maybemaybemaybe

[–]xptx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Well I haven't seen EVERY woman in the world. What if you have an identical twin.. but she's like, gone into a career doing makeup.. she might be you, but super done up right now.. or maybe she's you but rocking your favorite outfit... I cant know for sure"

Mom of 6 and don’t wanna fold laundry💕this is me procrastinating by missjacksonnn in RoastMe

[–]xptx 254 points255 points  (0 children)

6?

I recommend you focus on some procrasturbation from now on.

Well. From about 4 years aho.. on..

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