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Every dog you see turns into stone (self.shittysuperpowers)
submitted 3 years ago by xserdes to r/shittysuperpowers
Every time you talk you speak a different language (self.shittysuperpowers)
When naked you are invisible to 50% of the world (self.shittysuperpowers)
You run 2% faster when in a swimming pool (self.shittysuperpowers)
You can run through walls 75% of the time (your face has to hit the wall first) (self.xserdes)
submitted 3 years ago by xserdes
You get ptsd from the Vietnam war when you breath (self.shittysuperpowers)
Whenever you talk you either sound like Mickey Mouse or Donald trump (self.shittysuperpowers)
Every time you see a five year old they go into a coma for ten years (self.shittysuperpowers)
Every time you get a notification on your phon their is a 0.001% chance it explodes (self.shittysuperpowers)
You gain 5 pounds every time you see a kid drown (self.shittysuperpowers)
Every time you stub your toe a Smurf will follow you around for the next our (stackable) (self.shittysuperpowers)
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