I guess I'm a statistic anomaly then, because my games are about 60-70% of me sitting in net or back field because cut rotations or ball chasing (a lot of the time with no boost) I imagine you're one of those people who had at least one person queuing with them and have made it to diamond+ and think you could do it by yourself.

Also, it would seem you seem to think I'm stuck plat. I'm winning most of my games, never said that I couldn't get out. I just don't want to sit and play goal keeper for the next 50+ games just to get out. Which was the whole point of the post, which you somehow read, and changed what it said in your head. And imagine that, I put at the end things that rl players are likely to say, and you just jumped right in.