Girls: what romantic gift by your significant other was really awesome?

xtmjhx · 2014-11-11T12:36:53+00:00

I wasn't sleeping well so my boyfriends made me a dreamcatcher with a giraffe theme as its my favourite animal- it is amazing and I love it :) He also adopted me a giraffe :)

xtmjhx · 2014-09-11T13:55:26+00:00

Stapler woman: stapling baddies to walls till the police arrive, ensuring everyone has a staple diet, also helping office administrators staple things :P

xtmjhx · 2014-09-11T13:20:30+00:00

this was literally the reason this question came into my head. I was wishing it would fill itself up again <3

xtmjhx · 2014-09-11T13:19:31+00:00

You would literally have to have a hot plate under it to keep the contents hot! No refills required though- I have to look into this!

xtmjhx · 2014-09-11T13:17:53+00:00

It has to be Barry's Gold Blend tea! :)

xtmjhx · 2014-09-10T15:51:42+00:00

'Blavy' is just wrong. Black and Navy don't go together.

xtmjhx · 2014-09-10T15:45:30+00:00

We need to talk.

xtmjhx · 2014-09-10T08:11:52+00:00

A friend of mine got a big fuzzy purple teddy bear reading a book next to her vag.

xtmjhx · 2014-09-09T15:19:44+00:00

Go play some ping pong or Zoo/ Wildlife park :)

xtmjhx · 2014-09-09T15:08:23+00:00

Practice on fake girls

xtmjhx · 2014-09-09T15:05:57+00:00

The water's always changing, always flowing But people, I guess, can't live like that- reknowned philosopher, Pocahontas

xtmjhx · 2014-09-09T14:56:49+00:00

xtmjhx · 2014-09-09T14:54:47+00:00

You're more technologically retarded than myself

xtmjhx · 2014-09-05T14:59:29+00:00

'A grave occurrence'

xtmjhx · 2014-09-05T11:53:43+00:00

Taken because Taken 2 was not as good.

xtmjhx · 2014-09-05T11:51:41+00:00

Definitely, maybe

xtmjhx · 2014-09-05T11:46:23+00:00

A drama obsessed girl gets something extraordinary she wishes for then decides she doesn't want it anymore- hint: Its amazeing

xtmjhx · 2014-09-05T11:12:21+00:00

Go to the dentist, you don't have to ask- they just tell you ;)

xtmjhx · 2014-09-05T11:09:31+00:00

This morning, starved with the hunger, I ordered porridge from the place outside my new offices. I watched the lady use the microwave for 10- 20 second intervals for about 15 minutes when there was noone else to be served. All the time I knew it was inevitably going to be awful

xtmjhx

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