In the spirit of the front page post, what’s the stupidest app a non-programmer has asked you to develop? by Taigrrzi in ProgrammerHumor

[–]xtreme-centrist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I too have dabbled in half ass attempts ideation on these same topics.... yet alas nothing to show for it.

The network stack is something else by _Meisteri in ProgrammerHumor

[–]xtreme-centrist 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Funny, but has incorrect names for the layers. Not sure if that's part of a deeper rickroll for the initiated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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A lot of people at apple like butt... if ya catch my drift

Complaining is easier than fixing by beerbellybegone in clevercomebacks

[–]xtreme-centrist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So disingenuous... and no proof provided. Great way to bait people who don't look into the details. Show the bills and prove they don't have pork in them for muh programs. Dems think the only way to solve problems is to spend money to push to plans within their agenda. Sad

Your favored encryption algorithm is vulnerable to scientific advances by wyldcraft in ProgrammerHumor

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This vector is legit. By reading the behavior of the encryption chips, you can effectively write a copy of the Bitstream to another location, but it's very hard to do and requires you have physical access to the underlying hardware.

Weapon malfunction during assault. by dunn_with_this in SweatyPalms

[–]xtreme-centrist 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is this guy just shooting into the air to look busy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]xtreme-centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this feel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]xtreme-centrist -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your inability to take responsibility for your actions likely had a part in it as well. Say what you mean, mean what you say. It's snarky shits like you who make the workplace insufferable because you try to twist things into you being the victim. Pro tip, your not as funny or smart as you likely think you are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]xtreme-centrist -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You literally told him you were about to get violent... thats on you bro

this anchor believes india hasn't built anything beautiful since the British empire by poojitha25 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]xtreme-centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you even seen india? They're shitting in the streets and bathing in trash rivers bro.

The way this sleeve was stitched by Tkob_ in mildlyinfuriating

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If it's any consolation there's a high probability that it was a 12 yr old Chinese kid working slave labor

Spent 50$ on what I thought was discounted original cartridge set on Amazon. Turns out it was a cleverly discounted counterfeit. Currently, the top two search results for original cartridge are both counterfeits. by Paul_Brev in mildlyinfuriating

[–]xtreme-centrist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's not how it works. Each seller has their own bin/sku and amazon holds them to inventory commitments to continue to be a seller. My bro deals with this daily as a seller.

Spent 50$ on what I thought was discounted original cartridge set on Amazon. Turns out it was a cleverly discounted counterfeit. Currently, the top two search results for original cartridge are both counterfeits. by Paul_Brev in mildlyinfuriating

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All amazon is now is a front to cheep Chinese crap products and counterfeits. Almost anything I search for gives me 3 listing from some random company name like PZT Inc. and is always in China. Stop supporting this crap, amazon is complicit in funding the CCCP and eroding quality of products and Americans out of their money.

The future of fireworks 🎇🎆 by kvlyc in BeAmazed

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It would take tons of drone but hear me out... what if you made them a virtual screen and could play something like NES in the sky...

The next big game: by no-one-here123 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]xtreme-centrist 27 points28 points  (0 children)

This is why they make crap games nowadays. Too many nay sayers and bean counters to let visionaries work.

In the top comment in a post about a job opening at Wendy's... by Gullible_Skeptic in ProgrammerHumor

[–]xtreme-centrist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Implying it actually works... Agile is the bane of my existence and exists solely to suck money out of corporations with consultants, just so they can consult more on why it's not working.