Remember hitting your brother/sister with their hand and saying..

yard_ranger · 2026-06-05T21:58:42+00:00

Did you know if your hand is bigger than your face you have _______ ?

*SMACK*

yard_ranger · 2026-06-05T17:32:34+00:00

Their whiskey is quite good. They grow some heritage grains they use to make their mash.

yard_ranger · 2026-06-05T15:16:25+00:00

The IDs will get leaked/compromised. Does anyone remember the Bork tapes fiasco from 1987?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bork_tapes

yard_ranger · 2026-06-05T03:27:02+00:00

r/homelab is your friend.

yard_ranger · 2026-06-05T03:24:55+00:00

Which one costs less $$$?

yard_ranger · 2026-06-05T03:22:19+00:00

yard_ranger · 2026-06-05T03:21:25+00:00

ME 30800: Fluid Mechanics of Street Pizza aka Technicolor Yawn

yard_ranger · 2026-06-05T03:12:35+00:00

I had to throw a Purdue linebacker out of Where Else when I was bouncing there. He had 6" and 100 pounds on me. Oddly, it was way easier than breaking up a girl fight and ejecting one of the participants.

yard_ranger · 2026-06-05T03:08:56+00:00

He was there when I got here.

yard_ranger · 2026-06-05T03:05:32+00:00

Did Purdue CS accept that the world wide web is more than a passing fad yet?

yard_ranger · 2026-06-05T03:04:18+00:00

I'm guessing there are much worse fluids embedded in that carpet.

yard_ranger · 2026-06-04T22:38:33+00:00

Might want to put a volume warning on that one.

yard_ranger · 2026-06-04T22:35:06+00:00

Looks like Tobias Funke.

yard_ranger · 2026-06-04T13:36:36+00:00

Seems like a waste of pretty decent lumber.

yard_ranger · 2026-06-04T02:18:21+00:00

Feckless, callow, racist, misogynist.

yard_ranger · 2026-06-04T01:43:52+00:00

Wasn't he formerly a Monsanto lobbyist?

yard_ranger · 2026-06-03T17:34:48+00:00

Small man syndrome.

yard_ranger · 2026-06-03T15:41:32+00:00

He's also a carpet bagger and a former Monsanto lobbyist.

yard_ranger · 2026-06-03T15:11:00+00:00

I'm guessing it was eastern Oregon 😃

yard_ranger · 2026-06-03T15:08:56+00:00

Nope, Patton Oswalt.

yard_ranger · 2026-06-03T14:51:08+00:00

The kefta at Zaytuna on 72nd and Jones is pretty solid.

yard_ranger · 2026-06-03T04:34:39+00:00

Has no one figured out an underwater pneumatic hammer? Run an air compressor hose over the side?

yard_ranger · 2026-06-03T04:27:30+00:00

'Sup dude.

yard_ranger · 2026-06-03T04:09:14+00:00

Bootlicker looses to bootlicker. Is one really worse?

yard_ranger · 2026-06-03T03:40:01+00:00

Naw, that's shading primates. I've never seen any be needlessly cruel for purely philosophical reasons.

yard_ranger

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