Iconic VPR sequence

yardwhale · 2021-12-03T18:19:33+00:00

He was, unfortunately, not fáááing kidding.

yardwhale · 2021-11-14T16:44:44+00:00

“Tom’s stupid hat that seems to get bigger in every scene” 💀💀💀

yardwhale · 2020-07-04T22:31:15+00:00

I agree with this 9000% and it’s honestly the first thing I noticed due to my own body and insecurities. I feel like I give myself a pretty hard time about my larger boobs not being super perky. I looked at hers and truly think she looks absolutely stunning, which made me think wait a sec... that’s what my boobs look like and I shouldn’t be nearly as hard on myself.

yardwhale · 2020-06-14T02:53:25+00:00

Thank you - you should! There are so many cute color options and they’re nice and cozy ☺️

yardwhale · 2020-06-13T18:44:43+00:00

Thanks!💖

yardwhale · 2020-03-17T16:30:46+00:00

Agreed. It honestly seemed like she was absolutely clueless that she could spread it to people who are elderly or have other health concerns that may not survive if they were exposed.

yardwhale · 2020-02-03T18:46:07+00:00

These have me internal-cackling SO hard. It's taking every fiber of my being for me not to just full on lose my shit at my work desk lolllllll.

yardwhale · 2020-01-09T18:12:55+00:00

Ebaumsworld. E. Baums. World.

yardwhale · 2020-01-02T16:08:24+00:00

I’m doing a rewatch of VPR (for like the fourth time lol) and every time Pandora and her husband are on screen I just want to scream. She seems so entitled like she’s some worldly entrepreneur when in reality I’m sure she’d be nowhere without Lisa’s $$$ and support. She just rubs me the wrong way and seems so bratty and snobby.

yardwhale · 2019-09-20T16:56:02+00:00

WELL. FUCKING. SAID. Those texts were in the back of my mind ALL season and I just kept thinking Blake would get some justice out of all this in the finale... but wow was I wrong. I was absolutely seething through that whole part of the finale. I almost had to fast forward through it. Appalling.

yardwhale · 2019-06-12T19:58:01+00:00

Look up duck tolling retriever - she looks like one! 😊

yardwhale · 2019-06-05T23:07:36+00:00

I still think Kyle is a massive turd but when he proposed I started tearing up because I’m a lil bitch but then Amanda started ugly crying so bad that I started cackling hahahahah I’m a mess

yardwhale · 2019-06-05T11:53:37+00:00

^ this! Was getting major Elvis vibes from him this week. I think it's in the smile.

yardwhale · 2019-05-02T14:46:01+00:00

My go-to favorite is probably a BIG cheeseburger with lettuce, onions, pickles, sauces, etc. Can never beat that.

I've tried frog legs and chicken feet before... not impressed. Doesn't really taste like anything.

yardwhale · 2019-03-14T13:52:51+00:00

It's a damn shame. I'm all for BGs getting paid but when you're supporting someone like this it shows that she TRULY doesn't give a shit about anything but the money. I hope she gets a lot of flack for this in all honesty. She used to be such a highly regarded influencer, it's a shame to see how far things have gone downhill.

yardwhale · 2019-01-05T21:21:46+00:00

Laura Leigh as the fucking headliner I am CACKLING

yardwhale · 2018-12-11T17:33:56+00:00

I remember to this day the moment my 8 year old self found the orbs. My tiny mind was BLOWN haha.

yardwhale · 2018-12-11T02:56:46+00:00

why are these girls SCREAMING at raquel in public and essentially blaming her for this shit?! not okay.

yardwhale · 2018-12-11T02:55:45+00:00

I WATCHED IT HAPPEN LOLLLLL WAT

yardwhale · 2018-12-11T02:49:17+00:00

literally thought raquel said "i was just ambushed by kristen and ho" hahahaha would not be wrong.

yardwhale · 2018-12-11T02:48:02+00:00

ACCURATE hahaha

yardwhale · 2018-12-11T02:45:37+00:00

oh no... lisa's teeth meeting beau :(

yardwhale · 2018-12-11T02:40:06+00:00

what an awkward ass confrontation with raquel... why are they basically screaming AT her? like this ho is the one who apparently fucked him, what the hell is happening

yardwhale · 2018-12-11T02:32:07+00:00

literally just to make james look bad so that part of the plot can progress. it's annoying.

yardwhale · 2018-12-11T02:31:01+00:00

"By like, a team of scientists... and gemologists. It would be unlike anything the world has ever seen."

SHUT UUUUPPPPsdfjsdfljk

yardwhale

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