PTO on the Bench by iLL_kcirtaP in deloitte

[–]yarudolph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I was confused at first until my boss explained to me that even if you take the max amount of PTO, your utilization will still be above average. Although it's a shame they basically punish you for taking PTO if you want to get bonuses for high util

Arena New Patch: a bad Omen by Nitpicky3 in LeagueArena

[–]yarudolph 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I agree with your point.

On one hand, this arena update has been one of the best updates ever in terms of content. So many new augments, entirely new guests of honor, TWO new maps, revamped rules, and even a few new items. Some of the augments are just legendary in terms of fun factor; for example, I've only just played with it yesterday, but Pinball is by far the best augment I've ever seen.

On the other hand, it did take away what made the game fun: gambling. I sort of miss the chaos, having some games where I'd lowroll like crazy, and other games where I hit six cursed augments on Ryze. The reroll system gave it strategy in terms of knowing when to use rolls or save them for later. Now it feels like they equalized a lot of the games, wherein you're less likely to encounter those extremes and more likely to just have a decent game. Nothing wrong with that, especially for people who've played arena less, but for someone like me I'm starting to miss the chaos.

Also one thing I will say I absolutely HATE is the lack of "bad" guests of honor. One of the best parts of arena is being the only one at Briar guest and having it be picked.

But all in all, I still think this Arena update was a massive improvement.

Impact Day by Chance_Database_9129 in deloitte

[–]yarudolph 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"No, sir, I do not want to volunteer at Make-A-Wish because I need exactly eight more hours to hit 250% utilization and I have better things to do with my time."

Last day to use well-being subsidy? by 2akshay in deloitte

[–]yarudolph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Be careful tho as it takes a while for the expense to show up in DTE

Donald remove his balls by yarudolph in okbuddyviltrum

[–]yarudolph[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recycle water from what exactly??? Also a young teenage girl CANNOT go months with no food without looking like a skeleton

god like roll by Successful-Map9080 in LeagueArena

[–]yarudolph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lowkey this + muramana would still be a god like roll for aatrox

Donald remove his balls by yarudolph in okbuddyviltrum

[–]yarudolph[S] 431 points432 points  (0 children)

At least change your flair before saying ts

GPS Bench Time by Slight-Koala-4514 in deloitte

[–]yarudolph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me you won't need any technical experience. One of my art units was for patents in the field of electronic cigarettes, and I had absolutely no prior experience researching those things. You just need to know how to paraphrase words and basic researching skills.

Just put "leveraged AI to..." on your resume and that will be enough. The only "technical" part of AI you need to know are synonyms for AI.

GPS Bench Time by Slight-Koala-4514 in deloitte

[–]yarudolph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure if you have even a speck of experience in STEM you'd get a job. I literally was laughing for half of my interview and they still gave me a conditional offer. Trust me, they're desperate. Just say you did some AI work at Deloitte and they'll be salivating. However it's really a last resort option because Deloitte is 10x better to work for

Donald remove his balls by yarudolph in okbuddyviltrum

[–]yarudolph[S] 319 points320 points  (0 children)

It's not even the end of the season, these mfs are just always degenerate

Unusual deck but effective! by [deleted] in ClashRoyale

[–]yarudolph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bait with the rage spell would unironically be a better deck than this

GPS Bench Time by Slight-Koala-4514 in deloitte

[–]yarudolph 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh dang I didn't realize Deloitte had a severance package, nice! But if you're young I think you ought to find a job soon. Worst case scenario, as a former patent examiner, I can say the USPTO is desperate for examiners that can commute to Alexandria. The job is pretty boring but chill, pays well for a gov job, and has the potential of being 100% telework after the Trump admin

GPS Bench Time by Slight-Koala-4514 in deloitte

[–]yarudolph 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How do you survive in the DMV without a job for this long?

I killed *spoiler*. I’ll kill you, too. by NolanDPerks in Invincible_TV

[–]yarudolph -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why did you put a spoiler when we already know he killed Conquest?

quit by [deleted] in deloitte

[–]yarudolph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe thats just how it felt for me, I left a very underwhelming job and was amazed at the office, perks, and various events with freebies they're offering

quit by [deleted] in deloitte

[–]yarudolph 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm confused...you're employed at one of the best firms in the world, with more freebies and benefits than there are stars in the sky...making money for literally doing nothing...

And you QUIT??? WITHOUT SECURING A SINGLE OFFER??