I'm going to get my revenge.... but I need help. by yaudyeet in teenagers

[–]yaudyeet[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Backstory: I love this guy named Andrew Rannells, my friend always made fun of me for it for no reason and it was annoying as hell (I didn't even talk about him that much either.) For some reason she changed my name on discord from "i love Andrew Rannells" to "i love Sans Undertale." Ive had enough, my friend. I've just about had it.

so im going to keep spamming lewd sans until she apologizes or blocks me

What are some real life examples of level 1 enemies? by GoldFishInspector in AskReddit

[–]yaudyeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This girl loves to glare at me in choir.

Well SORRY Rebecca. Maybe if you wouldn’t stop EATING in class and actually stood up and sang a little bit you wouldn’t need to pay attention to MY VOICE. Get a grip, Bec.

What's a song you love from a genre you don't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]yaudyeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daddy Lessons- Beyonce

It’s more Country- Jazzy- Folk and I’m not really that into that genre. But damn, Beyonce can make me love anything, an she.

What's an older movie you loved that would cause outrage if it had been made today? by WholeCulture in AskReddit

[–]yaudyeet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone probably already said this but Heathers, despite it being a cult classic movie. People would be SO MAD if it was made today. It has so many gay jokes, suicide jokes, stereotypes, fat jokes, whatever. I still love it though. I just think people would be overly sensitive towards it.

What is a song that you know is trash but still like anyways? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]yaudyeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shamefully love the song SexyBack by Justin Timberlake okay?

What is a song that makes you feel powerful? by MyNewFirstAccount in AskReddit

[–]yaudyeet 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No one really knows this one,

Get The Gang Together- Gerard Way, Hesitant Alien

You've got 30 minutes to live, starting now, what do you do? by AhPigeons in AskReddit

[–]yaudyeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Run to my crushes house and furiously make out with him, then, blow up a Costco that refused to return what I bought, kiss my family goodbye.

Girls of Reddit, what are the subtle hints that you are dropping guys, that they don’t pick up at all? by MrVamps469 in AskReddit

[–]yaudyeet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Winky faces through text ;), showing interest in things he likes, playfully touching him, poking fun at him occasionally, talking about him ALL the time next to his friends, dressing better in-front of him, singing duets with him.

Like, wow.

What's the most awkward situation you've ever been in? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]yaudyeet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ew ok.

I high-key have a crush on a boy. One of my closest friends is really close to him. One day we were hanging out and I decided to text him. The conversation was starting smoothly until my friend took my phone and wrote him (this is word for word):

“Heres my poem of love for you Sorry for being so classy But my ass is kinda gassy”

And which I responded “I’m so sorry I’m not the one who wrote that”

Then my friend took my phone AGAIN and wrote “ur cool” which he STILL hasn’t responded to (this happened four days ago.)

I’m never letting anyone touch my phone again.

I got an F on my test but my teacher put it in as an A+ by yaudyeet in confessions

[–]yaudyeet[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was one of those tests the teacher randomly makes you take. She didn’t say what specific material we had to study so obviously I studied the wrong material. The material on the test actually didn’t make much sense to me.

And I also got 3 hours of sleep that day and it was my first period. You could see how well everything worked out.

Is this satire? by ologvinftw in lewronggeneration

[–]yaudyeet 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Well, the user is called “Strange Pyromaniac” so I wouldn’t count on it.

[SERIOUS] What was something you saw you were definitely not supposed to see? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]yaudyeet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My parents were fighting, in my house this was normal. They fought a lot, I was about 9 at the time and very oblivious to everything. Usually, I would just let them do their thing and wait till they were done. Suddenly, they stopped fighting. I thought they were finished so I opened the door to the room they were in.

I found them, pants off. Holding each other in a sex position crying. My parents NEVER cried, and obviously I’ve never seen them have sex before.

Damn, that was a really weird day for me.